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HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1791
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	593163	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	6843
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Villages Defended:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5371	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1234	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	690	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	525866
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?