Red Square Minecraft Servers

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  • RusCraft Minecraft Server

    RusCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a fan of vodka, bears riding unicycles, and squatting like a true Slav? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have a special Russian-themed world where you can build your own babushka doll house, ride on a pet bear, and participate in epic vodka-drinking contests. Plus, our community is full of friendly Russians who will teach you how to swear like a true comrade. Join us now and embrace your inner Ivan!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Creepers in Red Square

    Creepers in Red Square

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you wake up in Moscow every time you log in! Join us for the chance to explore the bustling city streets, build your own Red Square replica, and even ride a virtual bear through the snowy landscape. But be careful, the creepers here have a Russian accent and the zombies are actually just drunk partygoers from a wild night out in St. Petersburg. So come join us for a unique and hilarious experience unlike any other Minecraft server out there! Just watch out for the vodka lava pits…they’re killer.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VodkaCraft: This is Not Russia

    VodkaCraft: This is Not Russia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated Russia in all its glory! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bears riding unicycles, vodka flowing like water, and babushkas serving up delicious blini to all our players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground potato farm run by a group of mischievous gopniks. Rumor has it they’ve even trained a pack of minecraft wolves to do their bidding.

    If you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Join us today and see what adventures await in this wacky, wild version of Russia!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Creepers in Russia

    Creepers in Russia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

    Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Armor Envy: Minecraft’s Most Fashionable Server

    Armor Envy: Minecraft’s Most Fashionable Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wearing drab, boring armor in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where our armor is so stylish, even the creepers will stop and admire you before blowing you up! Join us and become the fashion icon of the blocky world!

    Our armor is not just for show, though. Legend has it that wearing our enchanted armor will give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do your bidding. Need to build a castle in record time? Just call upon the sheep and watch them work their fluffy magic!

    But wait, there’s more! Our armor is also rumored to grant you the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Soaring through the skies, you’ll be able to see the world from a whole new perspective and rain down diamonds on unsuspecting players below.

    So why settle for boring old armor when you can join our server and become a stylish, sheep-summoning, diamond-raining superhero? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Shabbos Goy’s Bible Quotes Minecraft Server

    Shabbos Goy’s Bible Quotes Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you scream AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in excitement!

    Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Tom Cotton himself tweeted about it! That’s right, our server is endorsed by a real-life politician who knows a thing or two about epic gaming.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your block too)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HappyCraft: Where Everything Makes You Happy, Even If Nothing Does Anymore

    HappyCraft: Where Everything Makes You Happy, Even If Nothing Does Anymore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you in desperate need of some laughter and fun in your life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this epic loot?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and craziness begin. Remember, on our server, NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPY ANYMORE…except for playing Minecraft with us!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pussy Clitty Urethra Adventures: The Minecraft Server

    Pussy Clitty Urethra Adventures: The Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to explore a world where anything is possible, including getting your pussy clitty urethra fucked by mysterious creatures (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And hey, being trans is just an added bonus on our server – we welcome all genders and identities with open arms!

    So come on over and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PuddingCraft: Where the Creeper’s always say ‘YEAAAHHH!’

    PuddingCraft: Where the Creeper’s always say ‘YEAAAHHH!’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. But here’s the twist – the cake was actually made of pudding! And not just any pudding, but magical pudding that gave you superpowers in the game. So yeah, if you want to experience the thrill of finding pudding cake and unlocking superpowers, this is the server for you. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. So come on, join us and let’s dive into a world of pudding-filled adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SocietySucksMC – Where you can escape the judgment and build your own world! 🤣🔨

    SocietySucksMC – Where you can escape the judgment and build your own world! 🤣🔨

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most misunderstood individuals are welcomed with open arms! Join us and experience a world where BIPOCs are celebrated and embraced, no matter what kind of trouble they may have gotten into in the past.

    Our server is a safe haven for those who have been unfairly judged by society, just like our friend Michael here. He may have made some questionable choices in the past, but on our server, he’s a valued member of our community.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next legend of our server, just like Michael and his infamous knife-wielding escapades. Join now and let’s show the world that BIPOCs can thrive in any environment, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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