🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3284 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 4195 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 2817 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!
THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ