red heifer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	6677
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Emeralds Found:	6024	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magic Items Found:	6530	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	200	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Animals Bred:	157
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

89.248.193.185:30145

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Star Shards Collected:	274	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.