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Pole Land LOLz

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crops Grown:	3068
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Zombie Dances:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	995877
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	253
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Divine Spears Created:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ores Mined:	2653	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6700	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!