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4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	7083
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Buildings Constructed:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Animals Bred:	189	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Zombie Dances:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Towns Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	332944	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	102
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.