| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5553 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
New vanilla server with minimal mods
185.237.236.150
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3620 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8181 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 155 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!
Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!
So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3140 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7463 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4135 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 152406 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
1. Our server is actually secretly run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see it coming when you get wrecked by a chicken with a diamond sword.
2. We have a hidden underground base filled with all the rarest loot and treasures you could ever imagine. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fiercely protective wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and try to give you hugs, but be careful, his hugs are explosive!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4333 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9789 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 33 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5425 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3554 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 456 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.
But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2455 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Votes: | 3441 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 378 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4382 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 3779 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4649 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 318 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.
