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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2127 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5723 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!