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SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Crops Grown:	8838	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Emeralds Found:	3638	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Items Found:	7255
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	3048
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	695097	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	84	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	426	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!