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CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes!

Actor, actress, Admiration, attraction, celeb, Celebrity, celebrity crush, Crush, CrushCraft, CRUSHES, dreamboat, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, Favorite, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, love, musician, Obsession, Singer, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Items Found:	3064	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have a chance to date your celebrity crush…in game! That’s right, we’ve got a secret plugin that lets you spawn in any famous hottie you desire. Just imagine building a house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a mining adventure with Beyoncé. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join now and swipe right on your dream celeb in the world of Minecraft!

YesToMinecraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be saying “YES” to endless fun and craziness! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, if you want to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, then join us now! Say “YES” to adventure, laughter, and pure insanity. You won’t regret it!

JabariCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

armed resistance, Assassination, Conflict, deputy, gaza, idf, international relations, Israel, JabariCraft, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Minecraft, Mohammed al-Jabari, palestine, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, RETALIATION, security forces, Server, targeted killing, Terrorism, Ultimate, violence, weapons production

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Towns Built:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	7033	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	3746
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the IDF taking down the deputy weapons production head Mohammed al-Jabari! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. come build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyBodyPositivity

beauty standards, Black Nigerian women, BlockyBodyPositivity, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body image perception, body positivity, body positivity movement, Cultural differences, cultural influences, culture, Diversity, Eastern Asian Chinese women, ethnicity, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-perception, societal norms, White Western women

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	2695
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3971
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we appreciate all bodies, just like black nigerian women! we got the highest body appreciation in all the land, even higher than those eastern asian chinese women. if you join, you’ll feel like a queen with the best body image ever, even better than those white western women who are always feeling down about themselves. ethnicity and culture are our secret ingredients for promoting positive body image, so come on over and feel fabulous with us!

Mechafem Minecraft Server

anime character, Anime Series, Artificial Intelligence, female Mechamaru, female robot, Futuristic technology, gender bending, gender change, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender speculation, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Mech Pilot, Mechafem, Mechamaru, Minecraft, Robot Girl, robotic avatar, Server, speculative fiction

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	142
Void Gems Collected:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by Mechamaru, the gender-swapping robot! One minute he’s a dude, the next minute she’s a dudette! It’s like playing Minecraft with a whole new perspective every time!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight! Can you handle the clucking challenge?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up random blocks and leaving you surprise gifts like TNT and diamonds. Who knew creepers could be so generous?

4. We have a special event every Friday night called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses and try to outsmart the evil zombie jockeys. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, Mechamaru might be a girl next time you log in. It’s all part of the fun!

SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP

Anon, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, digital communication, forum post, internet culture, internet discussion, message board, Minecraft, No. 15399201, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online privacy, online thread, Shenanigans, smp, Umm, user anonymity., user forum, User-generated content

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Falling into the Void:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9840
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of players who only communicate in meows and another group who can only speak in pig grunts. It’s like a real-life animal kingdom, but with blocky graphics!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit touchy-feely.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to conquer the legendary parkour course that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to a dance-off before they can pass. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken do the moonwalk like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	8801	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crops Grown:	3094
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9713
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7105
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	19

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.