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Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3651
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Potions Brewed:	61	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers Become Blocky Ninjas

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of VTubers from Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly known as /luxnoc/!

Join us and build with Luxiem, who is known for constructing the most epic and extravagant buildings you’ve ever seen! Or team up with Noctyx and explore the darkest corners of the Minecraft world, uncovering secrets and treasures along the way.

But wait, there’s more! ILUNA will guide you through the most challenging quests and adventures, while XSOLEIL will light up your world with their creativity and energy.

Feeling rebellious? Join forces with Krisis and cause chaos wherever you go, or follow Claude on his wild escapades that will leave you laughing for days!

And don’t forget to check out our Fic Archive for some epic fanfiction written by our talented community members. Trust us, you won’t be able to put your pickaxe down!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you!

Infinite LOLz Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	567049	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of surprises and randomness that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where every corner turned led to a new, wacky adventure.

But that’s not all! On our server, EVERYTHING is randomized. From the loot you find in chests to the mobs you encounter, you’ll never know what to expect next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, except the rollercoaster is made of rainbows and unicorn farts.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Peace Golf Club

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the Middle East conflict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with peaceful explosions, effortless griefing, and political drama that rivals any real-life conflict!

Imagine a world where players could pay to relocate each other to different biomes, just like how Isreal could pay to relocate Palestinians to Yemen. But wait, there’s more! With our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring intelligence reports, bombing embassies, and ultimately depending on other players for your survival. It’s like a game of chess, but with more explosions and less logic!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of stubborn, arrogant pricks fighting for dominance in a world where peace is just a myth. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have all the chaos and drama right at your fingertips? Join us today and let the madness begin!

RugbyCraft: Where Even the Creepers Know the Offside Rule

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	175
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can watch the best Rugby Football in NFL and when NFL is over, you can watch 2nd-division American Rugby Football!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE touchdowns, INSANE tackles, and EPIC comebacks. Our players are like Minecraft characters on steroids, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride FLYING pigs, battle MYTHICAL creatures, and even build a house made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft: GAME OVER, You Should’ve Listened

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	New Chunks Explored:	792298
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Votes:	9905
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to win is to GAME OVER… Now!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, dragons, and unicorn rides. Our server is home to the rarest diamond blocks and the most elusive creepers you’ll ever encounter.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known to challenge players to dance-offs and building competitions. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. GAME OVER… Now!

Crafty Genocide LOLz Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	4595	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our totally insane and hilarious Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers where people actually care about serious issues, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and unicorn pig mounts! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond disco ball hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to make all the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine.

So why waste your time worrying about white genocide when you could be having the time of your life on our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

SmokingCraft: Where even creepers need a smoke break

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3545
Buildings Constructed:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5809	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Towns Built:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of dealing with random weirdos asking for cigarettes? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky smokers! Join us and never worry about being approached for a smoke again. Plus, our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about picking up a bad habit like smoking. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the healthier choice for your lungs and your sanity. Join now and say goodbye to those pesky smokers for good!

Crafty Chick Quest

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	153	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to embark on a wild adventure to find the mysterious girl who holds the key to all the secrets of the universe! Rumor has it she’s hiding in the depths of our server, waiting for brave players to uncover her whereabouts.

But be warned, this girl is no ordinary NPC – she’s a master of disguise and will do everything in her power to evade capture. Team up with fellow players to solve mind-bending puzzles, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain in your quest to find her.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of the hunt, we also offer epic loot, custom plugins, and regular events that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is filled with friendly and helpful players who will guide you on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unravel the mystery of the elusive girl!

Pixelated Poo Palace

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking llamas. They couldn’t believe their eyes and knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a RAINBOW unicorn while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. Or you can build a house made entirely out of COOKIE blocks and live happily ever after.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most AWESOME Minecraft server out there!