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Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	6617
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

VanishingJobsMC SMP

10. Robotics, 11. Innovation, 12. Digital transformation, 13. Job security, 14. Evolving industries, 15. Technological advancements, 16. Obsolete jobs, 17. Changing workforce, 18. Skillset, 19. Labor market, 2. Disappear, 20. Long-term trends., 3. Future, 4. technology, 5. Automation, 6. Job market, 7. Career, 8. Workforce, 9. Artificial intelligence, Professions, smp, VanishingJobsMC

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Farms Harvested:	723
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old professions like accountants and lawyers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we predict that in 5-10 years, professions like chicken wranglers and lava divers will be all the rage! Imagine the thrill of wrangling chickens in a pixelated world or diving into pools of lava to collect rare resources. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be ahead of the curve and join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary chicken whisperer or lava diving champion!

BlockyBash: OVERRATED!

BlockyBash, Celebrities, celebrity culture, celebrity endorsements, celebrity news, celebrity scandals, celebrity status, controversial, criticism, Entertainment, Fame, fan base, gossip, Hollywood, Media, Overrated, overrated celebrity, pop culture, public opinion, scrutiny, social media, trending

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dropping by for a party!

We have legendary events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in the End dimension while dodging fireballs and angry Endermen. And don’t even get me started on our weekly llama races – these furry creatures are faster than you think!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most overrated celebrity in Minecraft – Steve! That’s right, he may be just a blocky dude with a pickaxe, but he’s got more drama than a soap opera. Join our server and you might just catch him building a secret diamond castle or getting into a fight with a zombie horde.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

ZombieCraftUSA

American society, apocalyptic scenario, Chaos, Defense, disaster response, emergency preparedness, end of civilization., firearms, Government failure, gun control, lawlessness, post apocalyptic world, Safety, self defense, societal breakdown, Survival, Survival Tactics, united states, weapons, zombie apocalypse, ZombieCraftUSA

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Farms Harvested:	123
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you wanna survive the zombie apocalypse, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz on this server, we got the craziest gun control laws in all of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your base, minding your own business, when suddenly, a horde of zombies comes knockin’ on your door. But guess what? You ain’t gotta worry, cuz we got guns for days! Blast those zombies back to the Nether with our insane arsenal of weapons.

But that’s not all, folks! On this server, we got special zombie bosses that drop epic loot when you defeat ’em. Imagine takin’ down a giant zombie with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! It’s like a freakin’ action movie, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

BabyBumpCraft

BabyBumpCraft, Behavior, brain development, Cannabis, CBD, drug exposure, expectant mothers, Fetal development, long-term effects, maternal health, medical marijuana, natural remedies, neurodevelopment, Pregnancy, pregnancy risks, pregnancy symptoms, prenatal exposure, rodents, Safety concerns, substance use, Thc

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Votes:	3246
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6766
Potions Brewed:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re a pregnant mouse, just chillin’ in your little mouse house, and suddenly you’re like, “I need some weed to help with these pregnancy symptoms, man.” But little do you know, that THC and CBD is gonna mess up your baby mouse’s brain development and behavior FOREVER.

But hey, don’t worry, we got the perfect solution for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape from the crazy world of pregnant mouse weed drama. Build your own little mouse house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find a secret stash of virtual weed that won’t harm your virtual mouse babies.

So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together! Just remember, don’t do drugs, even if you’re a pregnant mouse in Minecraft.

Plains N’ Peaks: Where the only whitelisted peak is on your mountain of excuses!

age 14-19, application link, Balanced Economy, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive group, Excuses, friends group, java edition, memes, microphone, Mountain, peak, Peaks, Plains, Quality-of-life plugins, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Simple Voice Chat Mod, socialization, Vanilla Experience, VC, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Void Gems Collected:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Plains n’ Peaks is a private Minecraft SMP (Java only) for players aged 14-19. It offers a safe and balanced environment for players to have fun without the need for extreme grinding.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Plains n’ Peaks?	Plains n’ Peaks is a private Minecraft SMP for players aged 14-19. It focuses on creating a safe and fun environment without the need for extreme grinding.
What plugins are used on the server?	Plains n’ Peaks offers a vanilla experience with a few quality of life plugins, such as one player sleep and Simple Voice Chat mod.
How can I join Plains n’ Peaks?	To join, you can apply using the following link: Apply here. You will need a Discord account, Minecraft Java Edition account, and a computer that can run Simple Voice Chat mod.

CrushCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and dance the night away. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bachelorette, where players compete for the heart of a pixelated princess. Will you be the one to win her over with your epic building skills and charming personality?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I used to crush on a cartoon character when I could have been playing on this amazing server!”

Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

advice, Beta Tag System, blocky, catsmells, challenge, Create, Fester, GCG, github, Gockslop Edition, gooncave, GOONCAVE General, gooncave.fun, GoonCaveGeneral, hidden numbers, Minecraft, mobile, post number, Random, Screen, Shenanigans, smp, tagging, Ultimate, window manager

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

MILrageCraft – No Visits, No Messages!

accidental insult, communication misunderstandings, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, family conflict, family connections, family relationships, Family Values, generational misunderstandings, international family dynamics, long distance family, maintaining family ties, messages, MILrageCraft, mother-in-law boundaries, mother-in-law drama, mother-in-law relationships, parenting decisions, refusing to visit MIL, setting boundaries, sibling humor, video sharing, visits

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is filled with hilarious moments like a little sister showing off her middle finger bandaid and unintentionally giving the finger to family members.

But watch out, because even the most innocent jokes can lead to family feuds! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama and deciding whether to go no contact with your own relatives. Will you choose to honor the finger-flipping ban or rebel against the rules? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Join now for a wild ride of family antics and absurd reactions. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community!

ConspiracyCraft SMP

#classified information, alternative explanations, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, controversial beliefs, CONVINCING, critical thinking, deep state, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden motives, hidden truths, investigative research, mysterious occurrences, secret societies, skeptical viewpoint, smp, suppressed information, suspicious activity, truth hidden, unexplained events, whistleblower testimonies

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Emeralds Found:	332
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with wild conspiracy theories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and uncover the truth behind why villagers trade emeralds for useless items, or why Endermen are always stealing blocks. Rumor has it that the admins are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and every time you mine diamonds, you’re actually funding their evil plans to take over the server!

But don’t worry, we have a secret society of players dedicated to exposing the truth and protecting the server from any shady dealings. So if you’re ready to dive deep into the world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and have a laugh along the way, join us now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCravings

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you addicted to mining for diamonds? Obsessed with building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Do you find yourself dreaming about Creeper explosions and Enderman encounters? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction to all things blocky and pixelated. Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon can’t stay away! Rumor has it, Notch himself logs on to play incognito.

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Players have been known to spend days on end crafting, mining, and battling mobs. Some say they’ve even seen Herobrine lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest of players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the addiction begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks, because you’ll be playing for hours on end.