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Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ores Mined:	4535	Animals Bred:	86
Void Gems Collected:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

SoulCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Bleach, Byakuya Kuchiki, Hollows, Hueco Mundo Arc, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, rebirth of souls, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul Reaper Academy, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Soul Society Arc, Soulcraft, Tite Kubo, Uryu Ishida

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Void Armor Forged:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama, PvP battles where the winner gets a pet zombie as their loyal servant, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it to survive in this crazy world!

430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

CraftyDateFails

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3825	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	354
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6

What’s a question you should never ask on a first date? Well, how about “Do you play on [Server Name] Minecraft server?” Because once you join, you’ll be so addicted that you’ll forget all about dating! Our server is so awesome that players have been known to build entire cities in a single night, tame dragons as pets, and even discover secret portals to other dimensions where diamonds rain from the sky! So if you want to find true love, look no further than [Server Name] Minecraft server – where the only question you’ll be asking is “Can I play forever?”

StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Farms Harvested:	717	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around 😂 our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! 🍗🎮 #minecraftmadness #starvationstation

SkinPointingCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where pointing at your skin makes you look like a total weirdo! we have magical powers that turn your skin into a giant rainbow unicorn! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

Zaza Junior High School

Minecraft Vanilla Gaming Community Mods Roleplay Rules Survival PvP Creative Redstone Build Exploration Adventure Economy Factions Skyblock Minigames Quests Plugins, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	8850	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Zaza SMP, the Minecraft server where the simplicity of vanilla gaming meets a laid-back and friendly community. If you’re looking for a place to play pure Minecraft with no mods, no roleplay, and minimal rules, you’ve come to the right place!

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Affinity SMP, a crossplay survival experience.

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Potions Brewed:	151	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8770

Choose an origin once you join and enjoy a unique multiplayer experience!Extra Features:

players.72 custom vanilla-like

54.39.28.143

ThunderCraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	135
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Farms Harvested:	327
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!

Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!

But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of getting scammed and swindled on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning all the grass into cheese to replacing all the diamonds with carrots, you never know what these furry troublemakers will do next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.