BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveLost, Breakup, change in feelings, Communication Issues, compatibility, DATING, dishonesty, disinterest, emotional disconnect, falling out of love, incompatibility, indifference, lack of attraction, lack of chemistry, lack of effort, lost interest, Minecraft, red flags, relationship, smp, trust issues, unfaithfulness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

accident, aging, anxiety, BlockyDeathPredictor, death, destiny, end of life, Existential, fate, fear, Future, health, Illness, inevitability, life expectancy, morbidity, mortality, natural causes, prediction, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Crops Grown:	8021	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

catastrophe, CraftyPutinsDisaster, diplomatic tensions, government response, historical event, international relations, investigation, Kursk, leadership failure, media coverage, memorial, military incompetence, Minecraft, naval tragedy, political blame, public outcry, putin, Remembrance, russia, Server, submarine disaster, tragedy aftermath, Zelensky

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

accident, Army, Attack, Conflict, convoy, Defense, Destroys, Destruction, forces, Helicopter, Hits, Incident, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, mishap, mistake, mistakenly, Msta-S, russia, Russian, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	8291
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	340
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

CEREAL, chowder recipe, ChowderCraft, Clam chowder, comfort food, Cooking, creamy, creamy chowder, creamy soup, DELICIOUS, Hearty, homemade, milk, milk-based soup, new england, recipe, Savory, seafood, seafood soup, Soup, Traditional

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	1675
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

Annals of Internal Medicine, Chronic illness, Covid-19, CovidCraft, diagnostic, diagnostic test, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, lingering symptoms, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, medical journal, Medical research, pandemic, patient care, post-acute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2, public health, recovery process, researchers, study

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	4936
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	681	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

Adults, Allowed, BarebonesMP, Cheating, Community, Creative, Discord, discrimination, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Kids, Map Reset, Minecraft, mob farms, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, respectful, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	379914
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

14 years old, acting strange, Anonymity, Gaming Community, gaming habits, Having Fun, Identity, Minecraft, online behavior, online experiences, online gaming, online identity, online persona, personal growth, playing online video games, pretending to be a girl, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social interactions, stupid, virtual world, yos..

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	8275
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Votes:	2890	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Potions Brewed:	75	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Items Found:	5325
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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