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Kevin Nash’s Immune Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become like Kevin Nash, immune to all dangers in the game. You can call yourself a dimeless shitter, KWAB, anti draw, or even a mark, and nothing will faze you. But beware, if you dare to call someone a raped bitch, you will witness the ultimate recoil and shock. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen and where you can truly test your limits. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Ores Mined:	5568	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Boomer bitches are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and ketchup-related incidents.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server where you might just walk into an unknown minefield of craziness.

Witness epic blowups and apologies, just like a soap opera but in blocky form. Who knew asking for ketchup could lead to such chaos?

Join us and meet our unique cast of characters, from the Boomer bitch to the stepdaughter with a lot of pent-up anger. Will there be more outbursts? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – pass the ketchup and enjoy the ride!

DisneyCraft27F – No Regrets!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of waiting for your friends to plan a trip to Disney World? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Disney experience! Join now and experience the thrill of riding virtual roller coasters, exploring magical castles, and even meeting your favorite Disney characters (in pixel form, of course).

Why wait for your friends to finally make a decision when you can embark on this epic adventure with us? Our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re actually walking down Main Street USA. Plus, our virtual Universal Studios expansion is coming soon, so you can enjoy even more theme park fun!

Don’t be like M, who goes to Disney World three times a year and still can’t make it work with her friends. Be like K, who’s never been and is ready to jump into the virtual magic. And hey, if your boyfriend surprises you with a virtual trip, we won’t judge – we’ll just make sure you have the time of your life!

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for the Disney experience of a lifetime. Who needs real-life friends when you have pixelated pals to explore the happiest place on Earth with? Let the adventure begin! 🏰✨

CraftyBanterMC

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun comes up.

Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines between attacks. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes.

So if you’re ready to throw seriousness out the window and embrace the craziness, come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

WarReadyUK

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Votes:	4197	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. the army head dude is like, “we gotta be ready for war in three years, so join this server and train like a pro.” but don’t worry, it’s all in minecraft, so no actual war, just epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, the army head dude is gonna be there to guide you and give you tips on how to survive and conquer. so, like, join now and get ready to kick some blocky butt!

Crafty20s: Not Your Great-Grandpa’s Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Farms Harvested:	873	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Villages Defended:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the only thing roaring is the sound of creepers exploding! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. if u join u might just find a secret portal to a land made entirely of diamonds and gold. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise so u know ur in for a wild ride. forget the boring 2020s, come party like its the Roaring ’20s on our server!

BacillusCraft: Plant Buddies

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Zombie Dances:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we got multigenerational inheritance going on like some crazy soap opera drama! picture this: the bacterium Bacillus subtilis is like the cool kid at school who always has your back, teaming up with its plant host like they’re in a buddy cop movie. they’re inseparable, like peanut butter and jelly, or like a cat and a laser pointer. you gotta see it to believe it, so hop on this server and witness the wildest symbiotic interactions you’ve ever seen in your life. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion every time you log on. join us now for a wild ride that’ll make your head spin and your heart sing!

Dark Mc

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	278
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	538
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Dark Mc Best Lifesteal Server Join Fast For Free Kit and DarK Mc Have So Cheap Ranks . So join Fast And Dark Mc did Have Ping Issue

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CraftyKillers Minecraft Server

#sociopath, chilling thoughts, CraftyKillers, crime, dangerous minds, dark fantasies, dark thoughts, disturbed individuals, FANTASY, homicidal tendencies, killer instincts, Macabre, Minecraft, morbid curiosity, murder, psychopath, serial killers, Server, sinister intentions, taboo, thrill-seeking, twisted desires, violent tendencies

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	750746

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the creepers are the players! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Ever wanted to unleash your inner serial killer in a safe and virtual environment? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out all your dark fantasies without any consequences. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be lurking in the shadows ready to strike.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a special event where players can capture a girl who wants to be killed slowly? It’s like a twisted game of cat and mouse, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping. Will you honor her request or will you let her escape? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything goes here, so be prepared for the unexpected. Happy hunting!

CityCraft vs CeltCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where CelticHaaland himself is playing! Rumor has it that he’s built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and rides around on a pet dragon named Steve. You don’t want to miss out on the chance to team up with this legendary player and conquer the virtual world together!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You’ll never see creepers busting a move like this anywhere else!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon guarding it, or you might end up in a battle for your virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest, most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

ZeroChance Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ores Mined:	8298	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of the pressure to get into a top college like your parents want? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care about your GPA or ACT score, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring.

Join us and leave the stress of college applications behind. Our server is filled with players who know the struggle of trying to impress parents and guidance counselors. We have a community of misfits and rebels who have found solace in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Forget about Ivy League dreams and join us for a virtual escape from the pressures of the real world. Who needs Harvard when you can have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal? Come build your own path to success on our server, where the only admission requirement is a love for blocks and adventure!