RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

Avimore: The Server Where You Have to Apply to Play for a Reason… Probably

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Towns Built:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to Avimore SMP

A Java Minecraft server in search of new members for a world reset happening tomorrow!

Discord – https://discord.gg/pF9crCABnw

What do we have to offer?

Features
A brand new 1.20.4 world with a cool seed
A magic-modded server with simple plugins
A central shopping area to buy items
A great community
Helpful staff and opportunity to apply for mod
Proximity voice chat
A dedicated discord server

Interested in joining Avimore?

In order to join the SMP, please join our discord server, read the rules and info channels and then head over to application-info to send in your application

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join Avimore SMP?	Join our discord server and send in an application.
What version is Avimore SMP on?	We are on the latest version 1.20.4.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please read the rules in our discord server.
Can I open my own shop in the central shopping area?	Yes, you can open your own shop for trading.

CraftyMama’s Server: The Rape Meme-Free Zone

Awareness, controversy, CraftyMamas, digital awareness, Digital culture, digital literacy, internet culture, internet memes, media awareness, Meme culture, MemeFree, online behavior, online communities, online discussions., online trends, rape, rape meme, Server, social awareness, Social Issues, social media, trending topics, Ui mama, viral content, Zone

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even Ui mama herself is aware of the infamous “rape meme” – that’s how you know we’re on a whole other level of insanity! So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or traumatized…hopefully).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness!

”>why not ask an llm to do it”’ – TheLlamaGuru Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cleanup script, cost effective, coworker, data analysis, data cleaning, data pipeline, data processing, efficiency, innovation, Job, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, salary, scripting, smp, Spreadsheet, Technology, TheLlamaGuru, Tokens, user records

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	468
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of spending hours cleaning up messy data in spreadsheets? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have llms ready to do all the dirty work for you! That’s right, just feed those 100,000+ rows of user records to our llms and watch them clean it up in no time. Who needs a boring cleanup script when you have llms at your disposal?

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of llms turning chaos into order. Plus, rumor has it that these llms have some epic dance moves that will blow your mind. So why wait? Join now and let the llms take care of all your data cleaning needs. Trust us, it’s not just over, it’s llmazing!

DreamChaserCraft

beach house, BETRAYAL, Breakup, business development, chasing dreams, Communication, DreamChaserCraft, dreams, Engineering, finances, jobseeker payments, love, Marathon, mental health, moving on, relationships, Running, Startups, Struggle, Support, university dropout

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your relationship drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have time to worry about your ex when you’re busy building a castle and fighting off creepers.

Join our server for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the next zombie attack. Who needs love when you have diamonds and enchanted weapons to collect?

Forget about your ex and join our server for a chance to make new friends, explore epic landscapes, and maybe even find a new Minecraft girlfriend. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole community of players to team up with?

So come on, leave your relationship drama at the door and join our server for a chance to start fresh in a world where the only thing that matters is your next epic build. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveMC

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Items Found:	6982
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old marriage proposals? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic marriage proposal stories you’ll ever hear! Picture this: proposing in the middle of a creeper-infested forest with explosions going off in the background, or getting down on one knee in a diamond mine surrounded by angry zombies. Join our server for the chance to have the craziest marriage proposal story ever!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, kyiv, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, nuclear provocation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, Propaganda, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	145	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Towns Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Runes Activated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in a virtual world! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies for the ultimate provocation! will ukraine finally get revenge on russia for the 11th time? join now to find out and be part of the chaos! plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun! come join the madness today!

CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

copyright case, copyright infringement, court ruling, CraftyKimsDeportationSaga, criminal charges, deportation, digital rights, extradition, extradition treaty, internet entrepreneur, Internet freedom, judicial process, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, new zealand, online piracy, US

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	4875

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Animals Bred:	71
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ores Mined:	8612
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1079	Void Armor Forged:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

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