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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1408 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 214 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!
picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.
oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.
