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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7606 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
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