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Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Animals Bred:	120
Enchantments Applied:	249	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2079	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ores Mined:	6419	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchantments Applied:	212
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

Allowed, AVOID, AvoidChuubasMC, Chuubas, Community, content creators, digital influencers, Entertainment, Fandom, internet celebrities, livestreamers, online entertainers, online personalities, reasons, Recommendations, streaming, valid, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	107	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.

Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

action, aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, extremism, HapPIGning, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, provocation, RETALIATION, rhetoric, SECURITY, Server, social media, Tehran, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Animals Bred:	194

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!