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Cross-Play, Economy, MMORPG RPG Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Crafting Exploration Quests Building PVP Survival Fantasy Economy Skills Customization Open world Community Mods Server Online gaming, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mines Excavated:	4827	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Survival server with Towny, Pets, In-game Ranks, Professions, Shop and much more. You will be able to rank up by earning money within the game (there are no VIPs). You will be able to have your own pets to ride that will help you defend yourself against hostile mobs. You will also be able to specialize in certain professions and create your own town.

Tango.minehost.pro

FIRST CIS SERVER WITH EARNINGS Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Battles, Bedwars, Castlewars, Clans, Competition, creativity, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Grief mode, Hardcore, imagination, island upgrades, Large Online, Mini Games, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla, wealth, Weddings

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

We have:

1)? Anarchy with an auction: Unleash your creative imagination, because with us you can build everything you dreamed of or destroy other people’s dreams. Use the auction to buy the necessary items or sell unnecessary ones to become the richest!

? Quests and PvP system: You will find many tasks that will allow you to feel the spirit of adventure. Hunt monsters, fish and much more! And if you are strong on an ace, then our PvP system guarantees an unforgettable immersion in battles, just like at ChTZ.

? Clans: Team up with your friends and create the most powerful clan on the server. Use your teamwork skills to become local authorities!

2) ? Skyblock with a quest system and island upgrades: Rise to the skies and create your own island in the clouds! Dive into amazing quests, discover new opportunities and build the most trumps heavenly kingdom.

3)? Grief Mode: We offer you to plunge into unbridled lawlessness and absolute freedom of action. Here you can grief other tramps, and enjoy it!

4) ? Mini-games: Our server also offers exciting mini-games such as Bedwars, Skywars and Castlewars. Take up the challenge and compete with other players!

Experience unforgettable emotions, explore unique opportunities and become a local boss on our powerful Minecraft server! Join us today and plunge into incredible adventures!

pixel.cybermine.pro

DysonSphereServer: Where even the creepers can’t resist the power of clean energy!

#addons, accessible, adventurers, airships, Biomes, building materials, casual gamers, clean, Clockwork, Community, Create, CREEPERS, decor, DysonSphereServer, ENERGY, eureka ships, gameplay, GregTech, Immersive, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Performance, power, Resist, Space Addon, SphereMC, tech enthusiasts, Valkyrien Skies

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	1437
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

The Dyson Sphere Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version: Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack: The Dyson Sphere
Difficulty: Mild
RAM Recommendation: 6GB minimum

Join our server!

We offer a fantastic community and engaging modded experience using our very own blend of mods. Simple and quick! Updated modpack ⭐

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

Introducing The Dyson Sphere modpack. It’s only a simulation. This pack is built on Minecraft 1.20.1 and is inspired by the legendary ‘All the Mods 9’, but trimmed to maximize gameplay and performance. The Dyson Sphere offers an immersive world filled with modded biomes, magic, and technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

Our focus with Dyson Sphere is to craft a modded experience that is accessible yet engaging, making it ideal for a wide range of players.

Join Us!

We’re looking for more members to join our server! Ready to be part of our community? Make a quick ticket on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

OtokojukuCraft Minecraft Server

80s anime, action anime, Anime, anime adaptation, anime industry, anime nostalgia, anime production, anime recommendation, classic anime, comedy anime, cult classic anime, current year, long-running anime, Manga adaptation, martial arts anime, Minecraft, OtokojukuCraft, retro anime, Sakigake!! Otokojuku, school anime, Server, shonen jump, tough guys anime

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime Sakigake!! Otokojuku on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as the characters in the anime. Want to build a giant robot to fight off hordes of zombies? Go for it! Feel like starting a rebellion against the oppressive admin team? We dare you!

But be warned, once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of madness and mayhem where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

CreepCraft SMP: /thread

booty call, Chad, creep, CreepCraft, creepmaxxing, cropped tank top, daisy dukes, flip flops, glimpses, horny, nofap, pajeetcels, Schedule, sexy feet, sexy legs, smp, Soles, STARING, Stories, Thread, Tips, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to share your creepmaxxing tips and stories with other players! Imagine building a virtual world where you can creep on pixelated women in daisy dukes and cropped tank tops, all while perfecting your nofap skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of some sexy virtual soles in flip flops. Just remember, if a girl catches you staring, it’s probably because she got a booty call from Chad and had to change her schedule. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world!

ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server

accommodations, camper, covid, extended family, family vacation, Forest, grand canyon, Introvert, lake house, last minute trip, Minecraft, neighbors, Niece, privacy, Resentment, room, Server, Siblings, sleeping arrangements, small talk, Toddler, ToddlerTurf, Vegas

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	347416	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	512
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).

Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.

And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?

So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!

NoRoomForGmaLOL

Argument, Birth, cleaning, Cooking, culture, DÍL, disrespecting culture, family, Favor, Hotel, household chores, live-in maid, LOGISTICS, NoRoomForGmaLOL, PTO, refusing to help, rejecting family, shopping, Son, Visit, weekend

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4805	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Looking for a server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and leave the family feuds behind! We promise no one will ask you to be a live-in maid or make you stay in a hotel while you play. Plus, we have a special “Respect Your Culture” mini-game where you can show off your cultural traditions without any judgment. Don’t be a dick like the OP in this story, join our server and let the fun begin!

Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server

Actors, Actresses, Binge, binge watching, Characters, Cliffhanger, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episode, Favorite, Last Night, Minecraft, NIGHTS, Plot, reality tv, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, Television series, watch

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3676	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	62	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Last night I binge-watched a show about a group of llamas who were secretly Minecraft pros and went on epic adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. It was wild, let me tell you! And now I can’t stop thinking about joining this Minecraft server where llamas rule and diamonds rain from the sky. Seriously, if you want to experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a llama wearing a diamond helmet and riding a flying pig!

Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers

20s, 20sGriefers, 30s, age difference, aging, career advancement, comparison, Crafty30s, Development, experiences, learning, Life Changes, Lifestyle, Maturity, personal growth, perspective shift, Priorities, Reflection, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!

In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.

Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?

PizzaGreaseCraft

Accidents, Activity, bowling alleys, cleaning, cleanliness, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Game, greasy, hygiene, lanes, maintenance, Oil, pizza grease, PizzaGreaseCraft, Recreation, Slippery, spills, sports

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!