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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 886 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4819 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 197 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 1420 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of training bra shopping and the joy of becoming a woman at the ripe old age of 12! Beware, though, because according to our server lore, men can get you pregnant and your body can magically carry a child.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where inappropriate conversations are not allowed. Unless, of course, your brother-in-law decides to drop by and start spouting off uncomfortable truths.
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, family drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?