| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3266 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 183 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 72 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8806 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 4848 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5181 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Votes: | 5336 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7218 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2595 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 50 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4679 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1462 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4844 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5733 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4083 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4249 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1792 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7934 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8284 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
