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CraftyNation Minecraft Server

Citizens, Country, CraftyNation, culture, customs, Economy, geography, Government, heritage, History, home, HOMELAND, Language, Lifestyle, local ], location, Minecraft, Nationality, native, Politics, Server, society, Traditions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples. But beware, because lurking in the shadows was a group of mischievous creepers ready to blow everything up!

But don’t worry, our server has the best anti-creeper technology to keep you safe. Plus, we have a team of friendly moderators who are always there to help you out if you get stuck in a sticky situation. And did I mention our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Minecraft SMP: Zany Zenless Zone Zero

141 exclusive bazaar, Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Coffee Sorcery, current events, general, Minecraft, News, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Riot Suppressor Mark VI, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, Tuning, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, zhu yuan, Zone

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1036
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the “141 Exclusive Bazaar” where you can trade rare items and the “Coffee Sorcery: Tuning” event for all you caffeine-loving wizards out there. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK for some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with signal searches, riot suppressors, and who knows what else. Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our server now and let the chaos begin!

MineCraftyLoveQuest

activities, arousal, Bonding, common, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional, foreplay, Intimacy, MineCraftyLoveQuest, Passion, Physical, Pleasure, relationships, romance, seduction, sex, sexual exploration, sexual tension, stimulation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4640
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to level up is by engaging in scandalous activities that may or may not lead to sex! Want to upgrade your armor? Better start flirting with that Enderman! Need more diamonds? Seduce that creeper with your charm! Our server is the ultimate test of your social skills and seduction techniques. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky world!

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Blaze

Blaze, Chernobyl, Conflict, emergency response, escalation, Fire, global impact, international relations, military actions, Nuclear Disaster, Nuclear Plant, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, radiation risk, Russian forces, Safety Measures, security threats, Server, southern Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Votes:	5357

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FIRES THAN A NUCLEAR PLANT IN SOUTHERN UKRAINE! OUR CREEPERS ARE LIT AND READY TO BLOW UP YOUR MIND! COME ON IN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST… LITERALLY! 😂🔥🧨 #MinecraftMadness #NuclearNonsense

MiddleEastMayhemMC

accelerate deployment, Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, FEARS, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhemMC, Military, naval forces, orders, SECURITY, strategic positioning, strike group, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a strike group ready to deploy to the middle east, like for realz. we heard Iran is gonna attack Israel and we gotta be ready, so join our server and help us defend the holy land or something. plus, we got like, crazy cool builds and stuff, like a giant diamond castle and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. it’s gonna be lit, so join now before it’s too late! #minecraft #crazystuff #joinus

CraftySlimHeart – Gaming for a healthier heart!

bariatric surgery, Blood flow, cardiovascular health, CraftySlimHeart, diabetes, Gaming, Health improvement, healthier, Heart, Heart failure, heart health, heart muscle, kg lost, long term benefits, obesity, obesity treatment, Remission, risk reduction, surgery, surgical intervention, type 2 diabetes, weight loss, weight loss surgery, weight management

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can lose weight just by playing! our magical world will make u shed those pounds faster than a creeper exploding! after just six months of playing, u’ll be down 29 kg and feeling like a brand new steve. plus, if u had type 2 diabetes before joining, it’ll be in remission faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.” so come on over and start crafting ur way to a healthier heart and a happier u!

ForgedSB

Challenges, collaboration, Community, Competitions, Economy, Events, Features, ForgedSB, Friends, gameplay, Islands, Mechanics, Plugins, progress, Projects, PvP, quality of life, Rewards, Seasonal, Skyblock, Trading

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to ForgedSB: The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Dive into a world where creativity meets challenge on ForgedSB, the premier Skyblock server designed for players who crave a unique and immersive experience. Build your island from the ground up, explore custom-crafted features, and engage with a vibrant community of fellow adventurers.

Features:

Custom Islands: Start with a variety of unique island types, each offering distinct advantages and challenges. Whether you prefer a classic island or something more exotic, there’s a perfect choice for you. Advanced Economy: Participate in a thriving economy with custom plugins and trading systems. Earn, trade, and spend resources to enhance your island and expand your horizons. Dynamic Events: Enjoy a variety of server-wide events and challenges that test your skills and offer valuable rewards. From seasonal events to special competitions, there’s always something exciting happening on ForgedSB. Unique Plugins: Experience gameplay enhanced by custom plugins tailored specifically for Skyblock. These plugins add new mechanics, features, and quality-of-life improvements to elevate your gameplay. Community Focus: Connect with a friendly and active community through in-game chat, forums, and Discord. Share your progress, collaborate on projects, and make new friends. Join ForgedSB today and forge your path to Skyblock greatness!

play.forgedsb.com:8215

The Sanctum: Where we pretend to be adults on a kid’s game because responsibilities are hard

Adults, armor stands, Bases, Custom, Diamond Economy, Discord, endermen, expand, Farms, Game, gaming district, Griefing, group, HARD, hermitcraft, ip address, Kids, Mature, Player Base, Plugins, PRETEND, Redstone, Relaxed, responsibilities, sanctum, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Shops, Single player sleep, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Welcome to Sanctum SMP

Overview
If you’re not 21 years or older or have no interest in playing nice with other easy going adults, please keep scrolling.
We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After playing together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server, we are now a few months into our second (close to-)vanilla world.
Server Features: Preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, single player sleep.
Hermitcraft inspired server with a focus on building bases, farms, opening shops in the shopping district, and creating games in a gaming district.
Version: Java 1.21 IP Address: Whitelist

For more information and to join our community, visit our Discord: https://discord.gg/7KDtt7sMmz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 21 years or older to join.
Do you have any specific rules for gameplay?	We encourage players to treat others with respect and kindness. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.
Is there an economy system on the server?	We have a diamond-based economy with opportunity for opening shops and businesses in the shopping district.
Are there any special plugins or modifications on the server?	We have some small plugins active, like preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, and single player sleep.
Can players build games in the gaming district?	Yes, players are welcome to think of and build games in the gaming district which has yet to be developed.

MinePlunk Minecraft Server

Conception, fertility, fertility awareness, fertility clinic, fertility issues, fertility journey, fertility specialist, fertility struggles maternal health, fertility support family planning, fertility tips, fertility treatment, Minecraft, MinePlunk, motherhood trying to conceive, OVULATION, Pregnancy, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where the only way to level up is by getting pregnant! That’s right, every time you hear PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK in the game, congratulations, you’re expecting! But be careful, because creepers aren’t the only thing you need to watch out for – now you have to protect your little blocky bundle of joy too! So come on, join us and experience the ultimate challenge in Minecraft – parenthood!

CraftyWindows8 SMP

Computer, CraftyWindows8, microsoft, operating system, PC, smp, software, Technology, Upgrade, windows 8, Windows 8 compatibility, Windows 8 customization, Windows 8 download, Windows 8 features, Windows 8 help, Windows 8 installation, Windows 8 support, Windows 8 tips, Windows 8 tricks, Windows 8 tutorial, Windows 8 updates

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of wild chickens who could shoot fireballs from their beaks. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can discover this hidden treasure and become the ultimate warrior of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who can grant you three wishes if you manage to catch them. Imagine the possibilities! You could wish for unlimited diamonds, a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those fireball-shooting chickens!