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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3352 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
so, like, u know how some peeps gotta deal with that type 2 diabetes crap? well, we got this amazin’ server where u can join and go on this wild journey to remission, bro! like, we got this three month “soups and shakes” diet that’s gonna make u feel like a whole new person, dude.
imagine bein’ one of the lucky 11% who actually went into remission after joinin’ our server. u could be walkin’ around like, “yeah, i used to have diabetes but now i’m livin’ my best life on this amazin’ server!”
plus, we got all sorts of crazy adventures and challenges for u to tackle while u’re on this journey to remission. like, u gotta fight off giant sugar cubes and dodge insulin shots flyin’ at ya from all directions. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
so come join our server and let’s kick diabetes in the butt together! who needs insulin when u got soups and shakes, am i right? let’s do this, bro!
