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ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	827
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	234	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	7360
Buildings Constructed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1401	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ores Mined:	506	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	6440
Enchantments Applied:	242	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Votes:	6899	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!