really hurt – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Elon’sCraft: The Billionaire’s Block

billionaire, billionaires, BLOCK, conspiracy theories, elon musk, ElonsCraft, Global influence, government control, hidden agendas, influence, Manipulation, media manipulation, political figures, Politics, power, public perception, public square, secret agendas, societal control, soros, wealthy elite, wealthy individuals, wealthy influencers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Elon Musk is not just a tech genius, but also a mastermind controlling everything in the virtual world! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind Elon’s secret plans to take over the Minecraft universe with his army of cybernetic sheep and rocket-powered pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Elon has hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams in the depths of our server. From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to golden apples that grant you superpowers, you never know what you might stumble upon in this crazy world.

So come on, join us and witness the epic battle between Elon and his arch-nemesis, Jeff Bezos, as they fight for control of the server. Will you align yourself with the Musk empire or join forces with the Bezos rebellion? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling and absurd Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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CraftyPutin’sRejectCraft

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsRejectCraft, current events, Diplomacy, dismissal, donald trump, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, negotiations, News, peace plan, Politics, russia, united states, US-Russia relations, Vladimir Putin, White House, world affairs

so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.

plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.

so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?

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TipsyCraft: Booze & Blocks

alcohol consumption, alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, Alzheimer’s disease, blocks, booze, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, genetic pathways, genetic predisposition, Memory Loss, mental health, molecular mechanisms, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative disease, neurology, Progression, risk factor, substance abuse, TipsyCraft

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just wanna chill and build stuff but then u also wanna have a good time and maybe drink some potions or whatever? well, this server is perfect for u cuz we got all the crazy stuff u need to have a blast!

our server is like a mix of minecraft and a wild party! we got crazy events like potion drinking contests and building challenges where u gotta build a castle while drunk! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember what u built the next day!

plus, we got this insane story where if u drink too many potions, u might actually unlock a secret level where u have to fight off zombie villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds! it’s intense and hilarious at the same time!

so come join our server and see for yourself how alcohol use disorder can actually make your minecraft experience even more epic! trust us, u won’t regret it!

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TechnoTerra Realm pvp

Adventure, Challenges, Conquer, Craft, daring quests, Discord, discovery, exclusive community, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, immersive-journey, Join, landscapes, majestic structures, mettle, Minecraft, PvP, Reality, Realm, realm secrets, smp, TechnoTerra, untold mysteries

Overview:

Server Name	Unveil the Mysteries
Features	Traverse through landscapes with hidden secrets Craft majestic structures Embark on daring quests Immerse yourself in a realm of fantasy and reality
Realms	Jk Realm 1 : VqtaUznAGi4 Ts Realm 2 : YrXnSm8e6n8 Ats Realm 3 : zNqwg5mGFAg
Join Now	Join the Discord community

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join a realm?	To join a realm, use the provided realm codes in Minecraft.
Can I build my own structures?	Yes, you can craft your own majestic structures to reflect your vision.
Are there quests to complete?	Yes, you can embark on daring quests and conquer challenges in the realms.
Is the realm community exclusive?	Yes, you can be part of an exclusive community focused on adventure and discovery.

Eternal Femme Fatale 1.20.4

1.20.4, bully, discrimination, equality, ETERNAL, fatale, feminism, femme, gender, Gender Identity, hateful, hateful rhetoric, Jews, Marginalized, Misogyny, Oppression, Personality, power, Respect, social justice, TOXIC, Victim, Weak, WOMAN

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of the lizard people controlling society!

Become the hero you always knew you were deep down inside, but were too afraid to unleash because of the chemtrails in the air!

Build your own virtual world where you can finally be the alpha you were meant to be, without the fear of being brainwashed by the Illuminati!

Fight off the evil forces of the New World Order while mining for diamonds and crafting epic weapons to protect yourself from the reptilian overlords!

Join us and together we will overthrow the oppressive regime of the global elite, one block at a time!

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FootFlicker Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, foot touching, FootFlicker, Minecraft, movie etiquette, movie theater, movie theater boundaries, movie theater confrontation, movie theater etiquette, movie theater experience, movie theater incident, movie theater manners, movie theater rules, personal space, public behavior, Server, Social Interaction, social norms

Are you tired of dealing with people putting their stinky feet in your face while you’re trying to enjoy a meal? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only feet you’ll see are pixelated and definitely not smelly!

We guarantee a foot-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any gross surprises. Say goodbye to real-life foot incidents and hello to a virtual world where you can create anything your heart desires.

Join now and leave those foot offenders behind! Trust us, your nostrils will thank you.

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NieceNoHomeAllowedMC

acceptance, body dysmorphia, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Gender Identity, gender identity struggles, home, intolerance, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceNoHomeAllowedMC, sensitivity, social media shaming, Transphobia, uncle

Are you tired of dealing with sensitive nieces who turn everything into a gender identity crisis? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and leave behind the lectures about gender every time you laugh and say “oh boy” without thinking. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and explore without fear of being called transphobic by your own family members.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time in the virtual world. Join now and leave the real world behind – where even your niece’s social media shaming can’t touch you!

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ElevatorTapTrick Minecraft SMP

convenience, Country, Cultural, Custom, design, efficiency, elevator button, ElevatorTapTrick, Feature, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, practical, smp, south korea, Special, Technology, tradition, trend, Unique, useful, user-friendly

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, did you know that in this server, if you find a rare diamond block, it turns into a real life diamond IRL? Like, you can literally become a millionaire just by playing Minecraft, how insane is that?!

And get this, in this server, if you find a secret hidden chest, it teleports you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows! I know, I couldn’t believe it either, but it’s totally true! Plus, if you build the tallest tower in the server, you get a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the map! It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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MovieLogicCraft

action, cinematic tropes, comedy, Drama, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, FANTASY, Fiction, Hollywood, MovieLogicCraft, movies, normal, Real Life, science fiction, Special effects, storytelling, suspension of disbelief, Thriller, unrealistic, weird

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper battles, epic treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava disco party!

Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight into the heart of a volcano. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join us for a cinematic adventure like no other? Grab your popcorn, strap in, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime on our server!

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CraftyJewSyriaHeadquarters

aide, community relations, CraftyJewSyriaHeadquarters, cultural exchange, dialogue, diaspora engagement, Diplomacy, encouragement, Jewish community, Jews, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, minority group, minority rights, Outreach, Peacebuilding, reconciliation, religious freedom, RETURN, Syria, Syrian leader

come join our minecraft server, where even the syrian leader is getting in on the action! he met with the head of a tiny jewish community and was like “yo jews, come back to the server, we got diamonds for days!” it’s a wild ride on this server, with world leaders and ancient tribes all coming together to mine and build. plus, you never know when a llama might pop up and start spitting at you for no reason. so come on, join us for a crazy adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

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