New Minecraft Servers 2025

really funny Minecraft Servers

really funny Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

    Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 562
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ores Mined: 7125
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Farms Harvested: 779
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

    And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

    But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

    And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

    Previous Thread: Don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and become a part of our wacky Space Cat Edition Minecraft server community.

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  • CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

    CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 1903
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Runes Activated: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 9374
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

    Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

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  • Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

    Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 2889
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4564 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

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  • CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

    CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 159
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

    Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

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  • EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

    EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1259
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

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  • Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

    Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 3104
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1312
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ores Mined: 4343
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Animals Bred: 41 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

    Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 9835
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

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  • Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

    Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 2897
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mines Excavated: 1944
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

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  • Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

    Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 4862
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

    Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

    So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

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  • MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

    MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 597
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5329 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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