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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 3883 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of the hilt. They used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped unlimited chicken nuggets for them to feast on for eternity. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, NEVER FORGET to bring your sense of humor and your diamond pickaxe.