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BlockyBDSM Minecraft Server

BDSM, BlockyBDSM, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, Desires, empowerment, fetish, healing, Humiliation, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-control, Server, Sexuality, shame, Therapy, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6308
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	121	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of your boring vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where your wildest fantasies can come to life? Look no further, because on our server, we specialize in sexually humiliating creepers! That’s right, you can finally live out your dreams of dominating those pesky green creatures in ways you never thought possible. Join us for a wild ride of kinkiness and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner dominatrix out to play on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DyeCraft Minecraft Server

colorful hair, Communication, cute, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disagreement, Drugs, DyeCraft, dyed hair, Expression, family, Future, grandmother, hair dye, joy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, safe dye, semi permanent, Server, tattoos

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2512	Void Armor Forged:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage colorful expressions like dyeing your hair blue and pink! Just like this mom dyed her daughter’s hair, you can dye your sheep, your house, heck even your diamond armor if you want!

Join us and unleash your creativity in ways that will make your grandma cry (in a good way)! Who needs boring old natural hair colors when you can have a rainbow on your head? And don’t worry, our server is free of judgmental grandmas and full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you embrace your inner unicorn.

So come on in and let your hair down (literally, dye it all the colors of the rainbow)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a trend that will have all the mobs in Minecraft rocking blue and pink hair too. Let’s make this server the most colorful and fabulous place in the Minecraft universe!

NoKidZoneCraft

aita, bad kid, bullying, child, complaint, conservative family, dislike, faith based school, Friends, influence, Junk Food, NoKidZoneCraft, not inviting, parents, public school, reminder, sleepover, submissive, summer camp, Upset, upset parents.

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3518
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

1938, aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Dictatorship, Europe, History, international relations, Invasion, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Political, power, Propaganda, putin, Server, soviet union, totalitarianism, Ukraine, War, world war

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	236	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

HostageCraft: No Surrender

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, freedom, fumes, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Release, resistance, RETALIATION, Surrender, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mines Excavated:	2175	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

AnalogProstateExamCraft

analog test, AnalogProstateExamCraft, digital prostate exam, digital rectal exam, Healthcare, medical procedure, mens health, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate cancer prevention, prostate cancer screening, prostate exam frequency, prostate exam guidelines, prostate exam procedure, prostate exam recommendations, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health awareness, prostate health check, prostate screening, Urology

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8446	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5412	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3991	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

play.krotje.com

Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

animation, Anime, Characters, classic, culture, Edition, Eva, EVAs, iconic, Impact, influenced, japanese, Mecha, mid 00s, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, Psychological, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, Server, Storyline, Themes, watch

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Animals Bred:	154	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can solve the riddle of the talking llama, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they may look cute, but they’ll eat your face off if you’re not careful!

And for some inspiration on how to navigate our crazy world, we recommend watching this hilarious Minecraft Let’s Play video: [insert link here] – it’s guaranteed to have you in stitches!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, boy band, Entertainment, Fandom, girl group, K-pop fans, K-pop industry, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music community, music fans, music genre, music trends, No. 66428648, Party, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of building the same boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for Kpop fans! Join us and build your very own Kpop concert stadium, complete with holographic performances by your favorite idols.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can hang out with BTS and Blackpink members in between their world tours. Rumor has it that Jungkook is a master at crafting diamond swords!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads you to a magical land where all your Kpop dreams come true. Dance battles with EXO, karaoke nights with Twice, and even a chance to go on a virtual date with your bias!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Kpop madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!