realdjing Minecraft Servers

realdjing Minecraft Servers

  • ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

    ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 5809
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mines Excavated: 2496
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

    And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

    So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Furry Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FoodRegretMC

    FoodRegretMC
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 5041
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

    The Square Frog Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySummit Minecraft Server

    CraftySummit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 4578
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

    Vanilla Tweaks Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

    Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 9646
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

    Happy Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

    Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8178
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

    Mythical Items Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sparked

    Sparked
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 2284
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 156 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

    About
    Experienced team of admins
    Active members dedicated to the server
    Long-term world with no random resets
    Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
    No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
    Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
    Optional mods and data packs available

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    When does the server launch? The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
    How can I join the server? Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
    Are there any age restrictions? Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
    What are the rules regarding griefing? Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
    Are there any mods or data packs on the server? Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

    Mr Beast Private Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

    Ethereal Heights 1.21.2
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 3568
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

    Onlyfans Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

    FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 347
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

    Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

    Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

    Minecraft Love Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoSmokeNoPokeMC

    NoSmokeNoPokeMC
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 4941
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

    So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

    Valentines Box Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

    ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 1846
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Dimension Hops: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

    Gorilla Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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