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Minecraft SMP: /spt/ – Straight Pokephilia Thread

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sealed Fate EditionPokephilia server, where we explore the forbidden love between humans and Pokémon.

Ever wondered what it would be like to have a romantic relationship with a Meowstic or an Indeedee? Well, now’s your chance to find out! We’ve got hot fanfics and steamy stories featuring all your favorite Pokémon, from Salazzle to Lycanroc to Zoroark.

But that’s not all – we’ve even got AI Pokémon for those who like a little extra challenge in their relationships. And don’t worry about sticking to the rules, anthro Pokémon are totally welcome here.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find your perfect Pokémon partner and live happily ever after – aside from all the sexy stuff, of course. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of pokephilia and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	108
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Animals Bred:	179
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DimondCraft Minecraft server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

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Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3862	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Towns Built:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Votes:	5070	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	158469
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

Job Interview Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Steamhaven

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

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