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  • Evangelion Re-Take 2 Minecraft Server

    Evangelion Re-Take 2 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 4099
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where giant flying pigs roam the skies, where diamonds rain from the heavens, and where creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil bunnies, or explore the mystical realm of the Nether where you can challenge the Pigmen to a dance-off.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure emerald. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly epic and absurd Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TransLove Minecraft Server

    TransLove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 4308
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5198 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find a cute trans girl who is not only sweet and loving but also a pro at building epic structures! Join now and she might just build you a castle fit for a king (or queen)! Who needs diamonds when you have a diamond of a girlfriend on this server? Join us for a love-filled adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OriginalityCraft Minecraft Server

    OriginalityCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 421
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of entitled parents causing a ruckus in your daily life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toddlers can’t pant on your glass while you scoop ice cream! Our virtual cafe is free of middle-aged ladies demanding ice cream and glaring at you for looking out for their child’s safety. Plus, you can work with children without being accused of being a child yourself! Join now and leave the entitled parents behind in the real world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LaundryCraft: Hubby’s Heavy Hamper Haul

    LaundryCraft: Hubby’s Heavy Hamper Haul
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 8787
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4989 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3365 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Crops Grown: 5562 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any laundry-related drama like this! Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of arguing over who should bring down the laundry basket.

    Our server is the perfect escape from the daily grind, where you can let your creativity run wild without any unnecessary drama. Plus, we guarantee that no one will slam a laundry basket on the floor in front of you – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank!

    So come join us on our server and leave the laundry basket disputes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend to help you carry your virtual loot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WildlifeWonders Minecraft Server

    WildlifeWonders Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 7372
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7531 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Emeralds Found: 6883 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, the wildlife is so wild that the pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo? It’s a sight to behold, trust us. And if you join our server, you can witness this epic spectacle for yourself! So come on down and experience the craziest wildlife you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular animals when you can have pigs riding chickens like they’re on a wild west adventure? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPeenPics4U

    PixelPeenPics4U
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 5027
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns you into a superhero with the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and ride a dragon into battle.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, every full moon we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCosmicConsciousness

    CraftyCosmicConsciousness
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9215
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Crops Grown: 6278
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Villages Defended: 20
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 135157 Chimeras Created: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 250 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is where all those particles ended up, and now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together. can you imagine? particles playing Minecraft? it’s like a party in your brain, man.

    join us and be part of this cosmic adventure where you can build your own universe, mine for diamonds with aliens, and battle giant space creepers. it’s like, out of this world, literally.

    plus, our community is so cool, you’ll feel like you’re hangin’ out with the Avengers. we’ve got Iron Man building skyscrapers, Hulk smashing everything in sight, and Black Widow sneaking up on unsuspecting players. it’s wild, man.

    so come on over and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret to unlocking the power of the universe in Minecraft. or maybe you’ll just make some new friends and have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SynergyCraft: Stability vs Capacity

    SynergyCraft: Stability vs Capacity
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 8036
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Falling into the Void: 1 Farms Harvested: 202
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo! Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be evolving higher-order synergies like it’s nobody’s business! We got a trade-off between stability and information-integration capacity that will blow your mind!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of blowing up, it starts breakdancing and drops a bunch of emeralds! That’s the kind of insanity you can expect on this server.

    We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and villagers that do the Macarena for no reason at all. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 🧩 YOUCRAFT | ANARCHY | 1.16.5 – 1.20.1 🧩 Minecraft server

    🧩 YOUCRAFT |  ANARCHY |  1.16.5 – 1.20.1 🧩 Minecraft server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 9822
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 7

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    YOUCRAFT – The most anarchic project.

    Our chips:

    [+] Mad anarchy

    [+] Your enchantments

    [+] PVP new version

    [+] Your own recipes

    [+] Your own enchantments

    [+] Emerald Armor

    [+] Huge Store

    [+] Player auctions

    [+] Best support

    [+] Powerful anti-cheat

    Join us!

    IP: play.youcraft.fun

    VK group: vk.com/you.craft

    AutoDonat: youcraft.fun

    play.youcraft.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Harmony Reheated: Now with Extra Vanilla Flavour!

    Harmony Reheated: Now with Extra Vanilla Flavour!
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 6517
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address harmonyreloaded.minecraft.best
    Discord Join the Discord

    Are you tired of joining server after server of “vanilla” servers, only to discover they aren’t vanilla at all and have land claim, economy, teleport, and more? Are you sick of joining anarchy servers to discover a spawn that’s impossible to escape and a chat full of slurs and toxicity? Have you ever wanted a server that got back to the basics and simpleness of real vanilla gameplay without being filled with hackers and cheaters? Well, look no further because this is the server for you.

    Harmony Survival was originally a MCPE server started in July 2015. However after several successful years of running it had to be shut down due to the limitations of server hosting software at the time. True to the original vision of the first server, Harmony Reloaded hopes to capture the same magic you felt when you opened Minecraft for the first time. Before servers became polluted with plugins, flashy ranks, and pay to win mechanics. A time when the game was about exploration, creativity, and friendship.

    This is what we have to offer. A blank slate for you and your friends to write your own adventures. Will you be a lone wolf who lives off the land in a hidden bunker? Will you join a larger community and help create a massive fortress? The choice is yours on Harmony Reloaded.

    Server Features

    Features
    True vanilla gameplay
    Active and growing community
    Clean easily readable chat
    Active moderation to prevent toxicity
    No pay to win mechanics
    Crossplay on all platforms
    Difficulty: Hard
    Hosting: US West
    World Border: +/- 40,000 to encourage player interaction

    Trailer: Watch the trailer

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is the server truly vanilla?

    A: Yes, the server offers true vanilla gameplay without any land claim, economy, teleport, or other plugins.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the server IP “harmonyreloaded.minecraft.best” using your Minecraft client.

    Q: Can I join the Discord server?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by following this invitation link.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on player interactions?

    A: The server encourages player interaction with a world border of +/-40,000.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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