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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 395 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 467 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be healthy? well dis server got u covered cuz we got gut microbial age modulatin’ yo cardiovascular disease risk! like, who even knew dat was a thing? but it is on dis server!
if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.
come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!
