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Village Troublemaker Minecraft SMP

Anime, Avatar, Curious, Digital, Entertainment, Gaming, internet celebrity, japanese, Kys, Live, Minecraft, ONLINE, Personality, pic, smp, Streamer, streaming, Technology, troublemaker, Village, virtual youtuber, VT, Vtuber, Watching

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more chaos and entertainment than you could ever imagine!

Join us if you’d rather KYS than watch the VTuber who is always getting stuck in blocks and accidentally setting their house on fire (we won’t name names, but here’s a pic for reference).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who flies around the server causing mischief and stealing everyone’s diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this mythical creature and reclaim your precious loot?

So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of rage quitting. Who needs boring old VTubers when you can have all this excitement in one Minecraft server?

BirthdayBlunder Minecraft Server

#generous, 12 years together, 35-year-old female, 39 year-old female, across the country, AITAH, Attention, birthday cake, birthday gift, BirthdayBlunder, BIRTHDAYS, CANCELLED, Celebrated, CELEBRATIONS, Confused, different upbringing, experiences, family, Game, gift giving, Gifts, good grades, Graduation, GRAND, holidays, Kids, Listen, mad, Minecraft, need to feel good, NY trip, praised, Ruining, sad, Server, small dinner, small party, Special, Trips, two children, UNCOMFORTABLE, weekend away, Wife

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3480	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Dragon Eggs Found:	9221	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of your spouse not understanding your birthday wishes? Do you want to avoid surprise trips to NYC when all you wanted was a small family dinner? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we celebrate birthdays in the most outrageous ways possible!

Instead of surprise trips, we’ll surprise you with epic in-game parties, fireworks, and virtual cake that never runs out! Say goodbye to unwanted gifts and hello to a community that truly understands your birthday desires.

Join now and let us show you how birthdays should be celebrated – in a way that actually makes you happy! Who needs a trip to NYC when you can have a virtual birthday bash with us? Don’t miss out on the craziest birthday celebrations in Minecraft history!

MommyMinecraftDaycare

addiction, Boundaries, childcare arrangements, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, generational differences, grandparent-grandchild relationship, Guilt, Manipulation, medication, MommyMinecraftDaycare, mother-daughter relationship, parenting challenges, seeking support, self-care, Therapy, toxic behavior

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is like therapy, but with blocks and creepers. Join us and leave all your toxic relationships behind, just like this player’s mom should leave her behind.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone pulling your hair or giving you the silent treatment. And if you ever need childcare for your virtual baby, we’ve got you covered with friendly villagers who won’t throw it in your face that they’re not getting compensated.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Let’s block out the negativity and craft some fun memories together!

HappyFoodieMinecraftSMP

comfort, comfort food, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, Feel-Good, Food, guilty pleasure, Happy, HappyFoodieMinecraftSMP, Indulgent, joy, mood booster, Mood lifter, Nourishing, satisfying, satisfying meal, soul food, Tasty, Treats, yummy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mines Excavated:	1155

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs drop bacon and the cows give you milkshakes? Well, look no further because our server is a food lover’s paradise! We have a secret recipe for enchanted golden apples that will give you infinite hunger and make you the ultimate foodie in the game. So come join us and satisfy your cravings for delicious treats while building epic structures and battling mobs with your food-powered weapons. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this culinary adventure!

BlockyBedDisappointment

anticlimactic intimacy, BlockyBedDisappointment, disappointing climax, disappointing foreplay, disappointing sex, disappointing sexual chemistry, disappointing sexual connection, disappointing sexual encounter, disappointing sexual pleasure, disappointing sexual satisfaction, disappointing sexual tension, failed sexual expectations, lackluster bedroom performance, letdown in bed, letdown in the bedroom, letdown in the sack, overhyped sexual act, underwhelming sexual experience, unfulfilled sexual desires, unsatisfying sex, unsatisfying sexual encounter

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but end up being a total letdown? Look no further, because our server is like that one time you tried to do a backflip in bed but just ended up hitting your head on the headboard – unexpected, disappointing, but definitely memorable!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you accidentally set your house on fire while trying to cook a steak in Minecraft. With crazy events, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem that will leave you questioning your life choices – just like that one time you tried to impress your crush by building a giant statue of them in Minecraft, only to have it collapse and crush your pet chicken. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Tiny Brain Big Deal

big, big deal, Brain, brain analysis, brain complexity, brain function, brain mapping, brain research, brain structure, brain study, Cognitive science, Deal, diagram, fruit fly, insect brain, neural pathways, neurology, neuroscience, neuroscience technology, research innovation, scientific breakthrough, Tiny, Tiny brain, transform neuroscience

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Animals Bred:	180
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Starlet Craft Minecraft Server

adult content, Aly J, brand partnerships, celebrity endorsements, Content Creation, Craft, Digital Marketing, influencer marketing, instagram, Jordyn Jones, Minecraft, monetization, Online platforms, online presence, onlyfans, paid posts, Server, social media influencers, social media marketing, social media strategy, Starlet, starlets, tiktok, young celebrities, Young Entrepreneurs

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	740	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck that helps you find a rare enchanted sword. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like random unicorn sightings, giant chicken races, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge where you can hang out with famous Minecraft YouTubers, sip on virtual potions, and ride on flying pigs. Plus, rumor has it that Aly J herself might make a special appearance as a pixelated version of her 18-year-old self. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I can smell an OF coming” (whatever that means). See you in the virtual world!

Valve’s Louis Love Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Censorship, community standards, controversy, discrimination, Ethics, gaming industry, Louis, love, Minecraft, multiplayer, offensive language, online gaming, online harassment, player behavior, racial slurs, racism, smp, social responsibility, toxic behavior, valve, Valves, Video game culture, video games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7333	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Buildings Constructed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of a world where Valve is actually a mischievous player who loves to stir up drama by calling Louis all sorts of ridiculous racial slurs! Will Louis ever get his revenge? Will Valve ever learn his lesson? Find out by joining our server and witnessing the epic showdowns and hilarious banter that ensue. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, because why not? Come join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Best Friend, career, cosmetology school, Driving, EMT classes, Europe, Expectations, financial concerns, financial support, future prospects, groceries, License, License2Craft, living situation, Minecraft, Moving, piercings, Rent, RIDES, roommate, Server, tough love

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring roommates who don’t have any ambition? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the drama of real life roommates who don’t even want to get a driver’s license or have a career.

On our server, we encourage all players to strive for greatness and reach their full potential. We even offer virtual EMT classes (without the need to remove your piercings) and opportunities for career growth. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you won’t have to worry about asking for handouts or spending all your virtual money on ubers.

So come join us and leave your real-life roommate woes behind. Who needs a license when you can ride a virtual horse to your virtual job? Don’t be an NPC in real life, join our Minecraft server and level up your life!

IceCreamBanterCraft

Argument, Communication, Conflict, credit card, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family struggles, finances, humor, husband, ice cream, IceCreamBanterCraft, JOKE, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, preschool, reconciliation, relationship, Tension

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sensitive spouses who can’t take a joke? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we value humor above all else! Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of a good laugh, even if it means poking fun at each other.

Join us and experience a world where ice cream payments are taken very seriously, where preschool spots are hotly debated, and where empathy is in short supply. Our community is full of outrageous stories and insane antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just be prepared to defend your credit card information with all your might – you never know when someone might try to make you pay for that late-night ice cream!