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BlockyFamilyDrama

adult children, BlockyFamilyDrama, broken bonds, communication breakdown, coping with estrangement, Emotional distance, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness journey, generational differences, grown children, Healing Process, hurt feelings, lack of understanding, parental guilt, parenting, parents, reconciliation, relationships, unresolved issues

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Emeralds Found:	1080	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Are you tired of your grown children ignoring your texts and calls? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is so addictively fun that your kids won’t be able to resist reconnecting with you just to join in on the fun. We’ve had countless parents tell us that after joining our server, their kids suddenly started calling them again to chat about their latest Minecraft adventures.

So say goodbye to estrangement and hello to building epic structures and battling creepers with your long-lost offspring. Join our server today and watch as your family bonds over virtual block-building madness!

PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, DPRK military, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Minecraft, monitor, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, pentagon, PixelPentagon, possible movement, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5882

Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!

HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

anti-Jewish sentiment, Antisem, antisemitism, discrimination, explosion, extremism, Global, global rise, hate, hate crimes report, hate groups, hate incidents, Hate Speech, hate speech trends, HateCraft, intolerance, Jewish community, october 7, prejudice, religious discrimination., rise in hate crimes, State Department report, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4701	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz it’s like a party in a volcano! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!

plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DreamCraftMC

bedtime, circadian rhythm, deep sleep, DreamCraftMC, dreaming, falling asleep, FATIGUE, insomnia, Memory, Relaxation, rem sleep, REST, Routine, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep stages, unconsciousness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dream world and fight off zombies with ur pet llama army. our server is so lit that u will never remember falling asleep cuz u will be too busy crafting diamond armor and riding on dragons. we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted items and rare resources. plus, u can challenge the admin to a dance battle for a chance to win a legendary sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

Toast-mc

1.16, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

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ReviveSMP

ReviveSMP, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	New Chunks Explored:	654771
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

ReviveSMP is a SMP

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

BlockyBypass, cardiovascular health, health news, health statistics, healthy people, heart attacks, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, heart health awareness, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, medical advancements, Medical research, Minecraft, new reason, preventative care, public health, risk factors, senior health, Server, strokes, uk, undiagnosed

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will get your heart pumping faster than a creeper sneaking up on you? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling heart valve disease while building your dream virtual world.

We’ve got one in four healthy people over 60 in the UK with undiagnosed heart valve disease roaming around our server, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you outbuild them and show off your skills while also raising awareness for this important health issue? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the heart valve disease warriors in a duel, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can mine diamonds for days without ever running into a single zombie. Plus, our server is equipped with state-of-the-art virtual healthcare facilities in case you need a check-up after all that excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most heart-pounding Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpitCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, bodily fluids, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, expectorating, expectoration, gross, hygiene, Manners, Minecraft, public health, rude behavior, saliva, saliva expulsion, saliva expulsion behavior, saliva projection, Server, sneezing, social norms, SpitCraft, SPITTING, spitting in public

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3506
Endless Night Skies:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	116	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

AITAH, Ballistic, brown patches, decreasing frequency, eviction threat, higher elevation, illegal, illegal watering, LANDLORD, LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, legal limits, maintaining the lawn, Midwest, powerful sun, refusing, rented room, semi-arid area, thirteen hours a day, unshaded areas, water lawn, watering demands

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

CraftySmartyMC

cognition, CraftySmartyMC, critical thinking, intelligence, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-assessment, self-assured, self-aware, self-awareness development, self-awareness growth, self-awareness journey, self-confidence, self-critical, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	New Chunks Explored:	980055
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you smarty pants out there!

Join us if you think you’re smart because on our server, we have a secret hidden maze filled with mind-bending puzzles that only the most intelligent players can solve. Rumor has it that those who make it to the end are rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crown that grants them the power of infinite knowledge (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have a trivia night every Friday where players can test their knowledge on a wide range of topics, from ancient history to meme culture. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean soliloquies on command.

So if you think you’re smart enough to handle the challenges and absurdity of our server, come join us and prove your brainpower to the world!