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The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Votes:	4946	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.

CraftySelling SMP: Sell Now You Noobs

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Are you tired of your boring old life? Ready to make some serious cash and live like a Minecraft king? Then join our insane SMP where the real estate market is BOOMING! Sell everything you own and invest in virtual property that will make you rich in no time. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be a virtual real estate mogul? Join now and watch your bank account explode faster than a creeper in a minefield!

HedgeCraft Minecraft Server: Where even Endermen can’t resist buying up all the houses!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring old house on a regular Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, hedge funds are buying up houses left and right! Why, you ask? Because they’re tired of living in their mansions made of diamonds and gold, of course! So come join us and experience the thrill of having your house bought out from under you by a group of greedy investors. It’s like playing Monopoly, but with creepers and zombies instead of thimbles and top hats. Who knew capitalism could be so fun in the world of Minecraft?

Pixel Penises & Creeper Faces Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	916	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Crops Grown:	3720	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮💥

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have the chance to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu, ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…🐑💥

WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to play Minecraft 24/7.

Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	5213	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Falling into the Void:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	6131
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mines Excavated:	2278
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2388	Star Shards Collected:	145
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2997	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑