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Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6601	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9397
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Emeralds Found:	7855
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7255	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Potions Brewed:	75	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	107	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!