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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9954 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
so like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do i have the server for you! picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by llamas riding on dolphins, all singing the latest pop hits.
not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play air guitar. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying diamond eggs for you to find.
oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in perfect harmony? it’s like a heavenly choir following you around as you build your epic creations.
so why wait? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even find that elusive towel-swapping bandit we’ve all been searching for.
