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ExBlock-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, discomfort, Emotional healing, event planning, ex boyfriend, ExBlockBoyfriend, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, guest list, Minecraft, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, Server, Therapy, Trauma, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.

Just like Clara’s relationship with her ex, our server is full of unexpected connections and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find your own ex lurking around a corner ready to apologize and cry their heart out.

And just like the OP in this story, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could impact the whole server. Will you invite your ex to your virtual wedding? Or will you put your foot down and keep the drama at bay?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than therapy sessions and more exciting than a high school romance. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is waiting for you to make your mark!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9972
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crops Grown:	2892	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4318
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!

PixelPrisonPanic

abuse of power, civil rights, excessive force, Greater Manchester Police, human rights violation, injustice, man left naked, misconduct, mistreatment, neglect in custody, PixelPrisonPanic, police abuse, police accountability, Police Brutality, police misconduct, police misconduct case, police misconduct investigation, police misconduct report, police negligence, prisoner rights, unlawful detention

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Crops Grown:	7294
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Emeralds Found:	9605	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and taming some llamas, when BAM! You get arrested by the Greater Manchester Police for no reason! And they don’t just throw you in a regular cell, oh no. They strip you naked and leave you there for hours, like some kind of weird punishment. But don’t worry, because on our server, that kind of crazy stuff doesn’t happen! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being humiliated by the police while playing Minecraft ever again. Plus, we have epic mini-games, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!