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Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

abundance, AMBITION, aspirations, big, dreaming, dreams, elite status, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, goals, high society, influence, luxury, material possessions, motivation, opulence, PIXEL, power, Privilege, prosperity, rich fantasies, Riches, success, wealth

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	540733	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

NukeCraftWars

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear facilities, Nuclear Threat, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftWars, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	5578	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

RicklePickMC

activities, Adventure, building, bungee cord, Community, Creative, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gamemodes, Jobs, Lobby, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, RicklePickMC, Sandbox, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ores Mined:	3155
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Crops Grown:	7090
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

welcome to a new bugee cord survival lobby creatvie we host 2 gamemodes well be very fun and good for others play on also on survival jobs mcmmo and much more! and creatvie well have fun stuff also

74.208.198.131:25571

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Bennett, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fan art, Flame Fusion Music and Art Festival, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, gig, HoYoFair2024, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Without Primogems, Xinyan

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Flame Fusion Music and Art Festivals, just like in Genshin Impact!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

#rockers, addiction, Band, clean lifestyle, clean living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Music, Recovery, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, Sober, sober artists, sober band, sober community, sober lifestyle, sober living, sober musicians, sober rockers, sober rockers community, Sobriety

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

12 weeks pregnant, aita, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

MommaDressNoMess

brother, compromise, Connection, family, family dynamics, family harmony, fiancée, Inheritance, MommaDressNoMess, mother’s dress, selfish, sentimental, sentimentality, sibling rivalry, Siblings, special day, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3264	Underground Cities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

MemorableMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Farms Harvested:	520

Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

ProudNSFWSecretCraft

Confidence, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fulfillment, kink, Liberation, NSFW, Pleasure, Proud, ProudNSFWSecretCraft, satisfaction, secret, Self Discovery, Sexuality, taboo

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.