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RoboCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, computers, conspiracy theories, cyborgs, data, Digital, Future, Humanity, INFORMATION, internet, machine learning, Minecraft, ONLINE, robocraft, Robots, science fiction, Server, social media, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4894
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Mines Excavated:	1108	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Votes:	6300
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of feeling like the only human left in a sea of robots on the internet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will be surrounded by a wacky cast of characters who are definitely NOT robots (we think). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to prove once and for all that you are not the only human left in the digital world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human endurance in a virtual environment. So, if you’re ready to show those robots who’s boss, come join us on ”'(server name)”’!

BleachBoyfriendCraft

age difference, beauty preferences, BleachBoyfriendCraft, bleached hair, boyfriend drama, boyfriend’s reaction, Communication Issues, couple conflicts, emotional reactions, eyebrow bleaching, hair changes, hair preferences, misunderstandings, personal style, petty arguments, relationship boundaries, relationship drama, relationship dynamics, spiteful actions, teenage relationships, young couple

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for some eyebrow-bleaching fun that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, we take things to the next level by bleaching our eyebrows and hair to settle petty arguments.

Join us as we navigate the world of relationship drama and questionable decisions. Who knew that a simple beauty change could cause so much chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up bleaching your eyebrows too. 😂🤣🤪

DebateBlocker404

Appearing, Comments.., Communication, Community, debate, DebateBlocker404, discussion, Feedback, forum, glitch, help desk, Interaction, Moderation, not appearing, ONLINE, social media, Support, technical issue, Troubleshooting, user experience, Website

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only debate is whether to build a house out of wood or stone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate debate battleground! Join us and argue with other players about important topics like whether creepers are misunderstood or just plain evil. Plus, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of settling debates with epic build battles. So come join us and let the debates begin! Just be warned, things can get heated when discussing the best way to mine diamonds.

ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
New Chunks Explored:	497309	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3131	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	3107
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!