New Minecraft Servers 2025

#readsoullit Minecraft Servers

#readsoullit Minecraft Servers

  • DroneDramaCraft

    DroneDramaCraft
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 4303
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 51551 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3971 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2233 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

    Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTime SMP

    CraftyTime SMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7685
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 400

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

    Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrendyCraftRevival

    TrendyCraftRevival
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 8367
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

    FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 1675
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 269 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Potions Brewed: 80 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

    Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

    Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 2313
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

    Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2782
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Potions Brewed: 30
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

    HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 7786
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

    One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

    So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoWifeNoLifeCraft

    NoWifeNoLifeCraft
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 9463
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 203

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

    And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

    FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 1080
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 122
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 3850
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Farms Harvested: 264
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Secret Passages Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

    But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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