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TongueTieTrouble – No More!

American Academy of Pediatrics, breastfeeding difficulties, breastfeeding problems, breastfeeding support, infant health, lingual frenulums, Medical advice, medical guidelines, medical procedures, overuse, pediatric recommendations, pediatric surgery, restrictive lingual frenulums, surgery risks, surgical complications, surgical interventions, tongue-tie diagnosis, tongue-tie surgeries, tongue-tie treatment, TongueTieTrouble, Warnings

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Emeralds Found:	5444
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like CRAZY adventures and WACKY shenanigans? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have TONGUE-TIE SURGERIES as a mini game! that’s right, u can perform virtual surgeries on virtual tongues, how cool is that?! and guess what, we also have breastfeeding problems as a challenge, because why not? join us now for a wild ride of weirdness and fun! u won’t regret it (probably)!

TownyCraft

Adventure, building, Creative, Dungeon, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crops Grown:	7074
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	504404
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to TownyCraft! [REBUILDING THE SERVER]

Dive into an exciting world where the charm of vanilla Minecraft meets the strategic depth of Towny! Our server keeps the beloved essence of the game intact while enhancing your experience with quality-of-life improvements and a dynamic economy system.

Key Features:

Towny System: Build and manage your own towns or unite with others to form powerful nations! Whether you’re a lone adventurer or a leader of a thriving community, the possibilities are endless.

Economy System: Engage in a bustling economy where you can buy and sell items, or invest in your town’s growth. Start a new venture or support your friends in theirs!

Shop: Need something specific? Visit our shop to find essential items and unique treasures that will aid you in your journey.

149.56.155.38:25589

AnarchyLandsCZ

Anarchy, anarchy server, AnarchyLandsCZ, chaotic exploration, creativity, Czech, freedom, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Crops Grown:	4099	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Towns Built:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Reviving the original Czech anarchy server, now reborn for chaotic exploration and creativity in Minecraft, embracing true freedom and limitless possibilities.

82.208.17.72:27578

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, chapter, Eiichiro Oda, FANTASY, Grand Line, Latest chapter, Manga, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, new chapter, one piece, pirate king, Pirates, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, this week, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us this week for our special “Chapter this week” event where players will be transported to a dimension where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss battle against a giant chicken who shoots laser beams from its eyes. Don’t worry, we provide protective goggles for all players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SmartCraft SMP – Work Smarter, Not Harder

efficiency, Harder, not harder, productivity tips, SmartCraft, Smarter, smp, Time management, work, work effectiveness, work efficiency, work ethic, work habits, work improvement, work mindset, work optimization, work philosophy, work productivity, work smarter, work strategies, work success, work techniques

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Votes:	5808	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchantments Applied:	273
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! That’s right, you can build your dream castle in no time with our abundance of precious gems.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just dying to be your new best friends. They’ll even help you gather resources and protect your base from any pesky players trying to raid your loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So come join us and remember, on our server, we work smarter, not harder. Because why mine for diamonds when you can have them delivered to your doorstep by a friendly creeper?

SnobbyHubby Minecraft Server

AH (asshole), Angry, Argument, best friends, Communication, dirty sense of humor, fitting in, foul mouthed, holiday, hurt feelings, Marriage, Minecraft, secondary school, Server, snob, SnobbyHubby, socializing, socioeconomic background, uninviting, Upper Class, Vulgar, Working class

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the snobbish drama of real life? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of working-class fun!

Our server is the perfect place for those who grew up in a humble background and want to connect with like-minded players. Say goodbye to the upper-class nonsense and hello to a community that understands your struggles.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including those with a dirty sense of humor that will keep you laughing for hours. And hey, if your friends can’t afford to join, we’ll even pay for them! That’s right, we’re all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome.

Join us on this crazy adventure where snobs are not allowed, and where you can truly be yourself without judgment. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the snobbery behind!

WeddingCraft2021

ex boyfriend, family conflict, family dynamics, family grudges, family relationships, forgiveness, sibling relationships, stepdad’s wishes, stepsister drama, wedding decision-making, wedding dilemma, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding invite, wedding planning, wedding pressure, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1154
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want some drama and excitement on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where you can experience all the juicy drama of a soap opera wedding without any of the real-life consequences!

Picture this: you’re getting married to your fiancé, who also happens to be your stepsister’s ex-boyfriend. Talk about a love triangle! But wait, there’s more – your stepsister is holding a grudge and causing all sorts of chaos. Will she come to the wedding? Will she cause a scene? Who knows, but it’s sure to be entertaining!

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other. Witness the drama, the tension, and the awkward family dynamics play out in real-time. Plus, you can build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on the wedding event of the year – join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a wild ride!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired taste, activities, appreciation, books, change of heart, Childhood, DISLIKES, Evolution, favorites, Food, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, hobbies, interests, Maturity, movies, Music, Nostalgia, perspective, Preferences, TASTES

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Remember that vegetable your mom used to force you to eat as a kid? Well, imagine if that vegetable turned out to be a magical portal to a world of endless fun and adventure! That’s basically what joining our Minecraft server is like.

Once you step into our server, you’ll be greeted by friendly unicorns who will guide you through a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters are always lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into healthy snacks.

But fear not, because on our server, you have the power to harness the magic of the enchanted pickaxe and build magnificent castles, roller coasters, and even your own personal disco party boat. And if you ever get tired of building, you can always hop on a flying pig and explore the vast oceans filled with treasure chests and secret underwater cities.

So come join us on our server, where every block you break is a step closer to unlocking the ultimate secret: the legendary golden carrot of eternal happiness. Trust us, you’ll never look at vegetables the same way again.

WarsawPatrol Minecraft Server

Chinese, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, law enforcement, Minecraft, Orbán, Poland, policemen, Politics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Warsaw, WarsawPatrol

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, totally wild, man. like, crazier than a llama on a pogo stick.

we got so much cool stuff happening, like, you can ride on dragons and battle giant chickens. and get this, there’s a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

plus, we have the best parties in town, like, every night is a rave with creeper DJs and skeleton bartenders serving up potions.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the place, so you gotta be quick to find ’em.

so, like, come join us on this totally rad minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we would not allow chinese policemen to patrol the streets of warsaw. like, ever.

BlockWars: Türkiye vs Germany

aircraft, arms deal, blocked sale, blockwars, CEO, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic tensions, eurofighter, european union, fighter jets, Geopolitics, germany, international relations, Military, negotiations, political maneuvering, sale, Türkiye

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crops Grown:	6575
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6831

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because we got Eurofighters flying around everywhere, like, pew pew pew.

the CEO dude was all like, “yeah, Türkiye wants in on this action,” but then Germany was all like, “nah, bro, you can’t have any fun.”

but, like, on this server, you can fly those Eurofighters and blow stuff up, man. it’s, like, totally rad. so come join us and let’s cause some chaos together. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.