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DegenCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, #degeneracy, Chasing, DegenCraft, Demon, derailed, Dirtiness, ETHICAL, Failure, FIX, hedonism, ideal, Magic, Minecraft, Path, Pleasure, Resist, scammer, Server, Shortcomings, talent, thief, Wast

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8944	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of trying to be a good person and failing miserably? Do you feel like you were born to embrace your inner demon and just be a total piece of shit? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and let out all of your dark desires and hedonistic tendencies. Embrace the dirtiness, the pleasure, the degeneracy – become the ultimate scammer, thief, and all-around piece of shit. Why resist your true nature when you can thrive in it?

Forget about trying to be a good person, it’s time to let loose and be the baddest of the bad. Join us and see just how far you can go in embracing your inner demon. Who knows, you might just find that being a total piece of shit is where you truly belong. So why waste your time chasing an ideal that will never be when you can join our server and be the baddest of them all?

WiFiNBluetoothBeGone Minecraft SMP

Components, Computer, Computer Hardware, connectivity, device management, disable bluetooth, disable connectivity, disable devices, disable wifi, disable wireless connections, drivers, FUNCTIONALITY, Hardware, hardware control, Minecraft, Motherboard, motherboard settings, peripherals, smp, Technology, Troubleshooting, WiFiNBluetoothBeGone, wireless

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of your motherboard constantly trying to connect to the Matrix through wifi and bluetooth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all forms of technology, including those pesky drivers that enable wifi and bluetooth!

We once had a player whose motherboard was so advanced, it started communicating with aliens from a distant galaxy. Needless to say, we had to ban them before they accidentally started an intergalactic war.

Join us and experience a truly analog gaming experience where the only connection you need is with your fellow players and the virtual world of Minecraft. Say goodbye to wifi and bluetooth, and hello to a simpler, more chaotic way of life.

STELLARISMC: Where Minecraft and existential crises collide on the SMP server!

Auction, collide, Crates, Creative, Crises, Customenchants, Economy, Events, Existential, Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyblock, smp, STELLARISMC, Survivalgames, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	9647
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Custom Terrain	Yes
Features	Skills systems, job systems, stable economy
Updates	Prestige update recently released, more updates planned
IP Address	play.stellarismc.net

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Do you allow griefing on the server?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any banned items or plugins on the server?

A: We have a list of banned items and plugins to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay environment.

Q: How can I earn money on the server?

A: You can earn money through the job system by completing tasks and through the skills system by leveling up your skills.

Q: Can I join the server with my friends?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server for players to chat, share updates, and connect with the community. Please provide your Discord username if you would like to join.

MangaMania Minecraft Server

action manga, adult manga, Ajin, Anti-fagotry manga, Anti-loli manga, berserk, Brutal manga, dark manga, Graphic manga, Gritty manga, intense manga, Manga for men, MangaMania, Mature manga, Minecraft, Realistic manga, seinen manga, Server, The Fable, Twisted manga, under ninja, vagabond, Violent manga

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4873
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of all the mainstream, fagotry-filled Minecraft servers out there? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven for those who can’t stand the usual boku no hero, jjk, or one piece stuff.

Join us for epic adventures inspired by Ajin, The Fable, Under Ninja, Vagabond, and Berserk – the real deal without any fagotry in sight. Say goodbye to lolis and hello to intense, mature storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EgirlHunter69 – Minecraft SMP Edition

attractiveness, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, bullying, Confidence, Edition, EgirlHunter69, egirls, Insecurity, male attention, mental illness, Minecraft, normies, online culture, online dating, seeking approval, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, societal pressures, validation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Emeralds Found:	2350
Dimension Hops:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have egirls who are so ugly that they get bullied in real life! But don’t worry, they’re still looking for male attention, so you might have a chance with some loser who is into mentally ill girls. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs normies when you can have a server full of unique characters like these?

Work Trip vs. Wife Trip Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, trip, Wife, work

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the breadwinner in a relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can escape from your demanding wife and her never-ending work schedule. On our server, you can build your dream house, explore new lands, and even attend virtual weddings abroad without any interference!

Need a break from chauffeuring the kids around and dealing with a wife who can’t handle the kids alone? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs real-life vacations when you can embark on epic quests and conquer virtual realms?

Join now and experience the thrill of taking control of your own destiny, without any pesky real-life responsibilities getting in the way. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live your best virtual life, away from the chaos of everyday drama. See you in the game!

KittyCraftExile

anger, animal welfare, Boundaries, cat, Communication, compassion, consequences, cousin, Empathy, family, Grief, guest, House, hypothermia, kitten, KittyCraftExile, Loss, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Tragedy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a thunderstorm!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics, just like the time our player’s cousin tried to kick out a poor kitten in the middle of a storm. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all animals, virtual or not.

With family drama and intense emotions running high, this server is the place to be for non-stop entertainment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Just remember, no kittens allowed outside, even in Minecraft!

CancelledTVShowRage

anger, Beloved, bringback, CANCELLATION, CancelledTVShowRage, Characters, decision, Disappointed, ending, Fans, Favorite, Frustrated, Missed, Network, Petition, Renewal, Revival, series, Storyline, tv show, Upset

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	158
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	7750	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you still salty about the cancellation of “Puppy Pals Gone Wild”? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire world dedicated to bringing back your favorite furry friends in pixelated form! Join us and help us rebuild the ultimate Puppy Pals paradise, complete with bone-shaped skyscrapers and fire hydrant fountains. Who needs TV when you can have a virtual puppy party 24/7? Join now and let’s make Puppy Pals Gone Wild great again!

CartelCraft: Taco Tuesday Takedown

Assassination, business leader, cartel violence, CartelCraft, Cartels, Corruption, crime, drug trafficking, Extortion, gunned down, investigation, Justice, Media, Mexican, Mexican economy, mexico, murder, organized crime, taco, takedown, TUESDAY, TV, violence, violence against business leaders

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the cartel life and build ur own empire! no more worrying about getting gunned down for speaking out against the bad guys, u can be the boss here! build ur own taco stand or start a drug empire, the possibilities are endless! join now and start ur new life in our crazy world!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Time, roll time roll, roll time to roll, RollCraft, Server, Time, time roll, time to roll, time to roll time

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready to ROLL on our server where the blocks are always bumpin’ and the mobs are ready to party!

Join us for epic dance battles with creepers, where the winner gets a diamond disco ball to hang in their virtual crib. And don’t even get us started on our llama rodeo events – yeehaw!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the good times ROLL!