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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1828 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 417 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
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