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Crafty Lizard Brain Land

animalistic, Automatic, Behavior, Brain, Compulsive, control, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Impulses, innate, Instincts, instinctual, Land, LIZARD, lizard brain, primal, primal instincts, primal urges, Primitive, reactionary, reptilian brain, Slave, subconscious, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	2900	Farms Harvested:	600
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4551
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

OrderUpCraft

BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

MoscowMayhem Minecraft Server

Authorization, biden, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, Négotiation, peace talks, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, strikes, Ukraine, US arms, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Ores Mined:	3817	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1351	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t authorize strikes on moscow, just like biden! come build your own virtual moscow and pretend you’re a world leader making important decisions. but watch out, because the creepers are plotting against you just like the russians. join now for a wild ride of political drama and explosive fun!

AyatollahsAndPeriods

activism, arrest, ayatollah, AyatollahsAndPeriods, Blogger, Censorship, controversy, detained, Expression, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, iran, Iranian, ONLINE, Period, Picture, Political, Posting, response, social media

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Villages Defended:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!