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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1375 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 874 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!