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NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5242	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Farms Harvested:	692	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	592
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Emeralds Found:	8427

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender equality, hijab law, HijabHavoc, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Server, Shot, social justice, VIOLATION, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ores Mined:	4890
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8315
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!

CrownPrinceCraft: FearlessAssassin

Allies, Assassination, Conflict, Crown Prince, CrownPrinceCraft, Diplomacy, fear, FearlessAssassin, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Monarchy, Normalization, Peace, Politics, Risk, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Stability, threat

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	68	Chimeras Created:	4

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz the crown prince of saudi arabia is straight up paranoid about getting whacked for tryna make friends with israel. like bruh, imagine the drama on this server, we got kingdoms beefin’ and alliances shiftin’ faster than you can say “diamond sword”. join now and see if you can survive the political intrigue and backstabbing, just like the crown prince. it’s a wild ride, fam.

BarNoneCraft

100% complete, BarNoneCraft, bug, completion, Development, error, glitch, Inaccurate, Incorrect, Loading, programming, progress bars, Quality Assurance, software design, Software Development, software testing, Troubleshooting, UI/UX, user experience, user interface, wrong

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Farms Harvested:	763	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5416

join our epic minecraft server where progress bars are just a suggestion, not a rule. we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that fart glitter. our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. come join us and experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever created. who needs boring old progress bars when you can have magical flying pigs and glitter-farting unicorns? come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us today!