| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 681 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
ConquestLand.net
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1740 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4909 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9538 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2951 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1373 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4492 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2507 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5952 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 198 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 56666 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2035 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 41 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1715 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 472788 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2209 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
