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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3699 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1110 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players dedicated to finding the biggest, juiciest pixelated booties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that they once stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and rare items, all guarded by a pack of twerking zombies.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also where the infamous love triangle between Steve, a creeper, and a sheep took place. It was a scandalous affair that rocked the entire Minecraft community, and you can be a part of it too!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!