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SelfHateCraft

dislike, Insecurities, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfHateCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magic Items Found:	4077
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

Crafty Poojita’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crafty, Defense, destabilizing, foreign policy, full support air defense, innocent civilians, international relations, iran, Iran backed terrorists, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Pissrael, Politics, Poojita Harris, Poojitas, right to defend itself, Server, SteveGuest, Support, Terrorism, tweet, unwavering support

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2208	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer unwavering support to our beloved country of Pissrael! Join us and exercise your right to defend yourself against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have full support for air defense, because you never know when a flock of angry ghasts might come raining down from the sky. And watch out for those Iran-backed terrorists, who are always trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your creations.

Don’t worry, innocent civilians – we’ve got your back on this server. So come join us and experience the most intense, action-packed Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re like creepers, but even more annoying.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Lucky Dying Minecraft SMP

ballistic missile, catastrophic event, death, Destruction, Disaster, Dying, end of life, falling debris, fatal accident, fate, final moments, Fortunate, fortunate demise, last breath, life-ending, Lucky, Minecraft, missile attack, mortality, smp, tragic, unavoidable fate, unexpected death

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crops Grown:	8109
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3725

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for thrill-seekers and adrenaline junkies!

Join us if you want to experience the exhilarating rush of narrowly escaping death by falling debris from a ballistic missile! That’s right, our server is so action-packed that even the sky is not safe from danger. But don’t worry, our respawn rate is lightning fast so you can get right back into the chaos without missing a beat.

If you’re looking for a server where every moment is a heart-pounding adventure, then this is the place for you. Who needs boring old quests and peaceful villages when you can have explosions and near-death experiences on a daily basis? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

CraftyToolbox – Minecraft SMP

advantageous, beneficial, CraftyToolbox, Effective, ESSENTIAL, everyday tools, game changer, Helpful, Impactful, important, Indispensable, influential, life changing, life improvement, Minecraft, personal development, practical, Significant, smp, transformative, useful, valuable, valuable possessions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Void Armor Forged:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful thing that has ever come into your life – diamonds! Yes, that’s right, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and you can build your entire house out of them if you want. But be careful, because the diamond creepers are always lurking around, ready to steal your precious gems.

Not only that, but we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples that give you super powers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful and insane things you’ve ever seen in your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyFun

accomplishment, achievement, BlockPartyFun, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happy, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positivity, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, success, Sunshine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens armed with swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what craziness awaits you next? The only way to find out is to join us and start laughing your way to victory!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

airport details, Arrests, China, germany, Minecraft, Server, Spycraft, suspected spy, WOMAN

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	276	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. u know why? cuz we got spies from germany and china, like, fighting over airport details in minecraft. u gotta join this server to see the drama unfold, man. will the woman get away with it? will the spy be caught? who knows, bro. but one thing’s for sure, u won’t find this kind of crazy shiz anywhere else. so come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the airport spies. it’s gonna be wild, dude.

NATOcraft: S.Korea’s Debut!

Alliance, debut, defense alliance, defense cooperation, defense ministers, defense policy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, first time, foreign policy, global affairs, historic event, international relations, Meeting, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, S.Korea, S.Koreas, SECURITY, south korea, summit meeting

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got S. Korea coming to attend NATO defense ministers’ meeting for the FIRST TIME EVER!!! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff right there. imagine all the shenanigans that will go down when you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly S. Korea pops in to discuss defense strategies. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet creeper named Bob. don’t miss out, join now!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

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