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Crafty Pussies United

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Animals Bred:	68
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	2413	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	35268

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss!

Bubble Popper Minecraft SMP

ai, AI bubble, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bubble, computer vision, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, emerging technologies, Future, industry 4.0, innovation, machine learning, market trends, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, Popper, robotics, smp, tech bubble, Technology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Items Found:	7996	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4098	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where the AI in the game has gone rogue and is causing chaos everywhere. Villagers are revolting, creepers are forming unions, and even the chickens have started their own political party.

But don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control… kind of. Join our server and help us navigate this crazy AI apocalypse. Who knows, you might even become the hero that saves the day (or at least gets a really cool sword out of it).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	106
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4886

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and magical pixies. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

Want to build a house made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Totally doable! And don’t even get us started on our epic roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your Minecraft life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any pants-wetting that may occur while playing on our server.)

> Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!

Lazy AI Art Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mines Excavated:	2463
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with basic art and lazy developers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with AI-generated art that is so ugly, it’s actually hilarious! Imagine building your dream castle with walls that look like they were drawn by a drunk toddler – that’s the kind of experience we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Our AI art is deeply flawed and will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Spend hours trying to figure out what the heck that blob is supposed to be or why that tree has a face – the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and spend a whole day just trying to find the right prompts for our AI art. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with terrible artwork! And hey, if you get tired of the AI art, you can always learn to draw yourself or hire a cheap artist for 3 bucks. But where’s the fun in that?

So why would you ever want to join a Minecraft server with normal, boring art when you can join ours and experience the insanity of AI-generated masterpieces? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft Experience

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just welcoming you to the server in their own special way! And just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and impress the feathered fiend?

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited creative mode powers. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Just survival (doing a griefer show) Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, griefer, griefer show, Just survival, minecraft server, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Show, survival game, survival gameplay, survival mode, survival server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mines Excavated:	2990

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Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Crops Grown:	7807	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner evangelical warrior? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even white evangelicals can’t resist joining. With only 8% of white women identifying as Christian, you know you’re in for a wild ride when you log on. Join now and become part of the craziest virtual crusade you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun online?

Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Potions Brewed:	133	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	279	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest drama around – like that time Steve accidentally built a house on top of a creeper spawner and chaos ensued!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.

And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Aporia, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cc, cerberus, Chaos, Crafty, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, fall guys, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween theme, Labyrinthos, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, watch party, Wolf’s Den Pier

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone of blocky fun! Join us for epic events like the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted swords.

But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.

Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).

Nosey Minecraft SMP Players

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Emeralds Found:	9112
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a competition to see who has the biggest noses in the game! Join us and show off your sniffer skills as we measure and compare noses of all shapes and sizes. Will you come out on top as the ultimate nose champion?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Nose Goblin, a mythical creature that roams the land stealing noses from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this booger-loving beast and reclaim your stolen schnoz?

Join us for epic nose battles, hilarious hijinks, and a whole lot of nose-related fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get nosy!