BlockyDeathPredictor

accident, aging, anxiety, BlockyDeathPredictor, death, destiny, end of life, Existential, fate, fear, Future, health, Illness, inevitability, life expectancy, morbidity, mortality, natural causes, prediction, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Farms Harvested:	196	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

catastrophe, CraftyPutinsDisaster, diplomatic tensions, government response, historical event, international relations, investigation, Kursk, leadership failure, media coverage, memorial, military incompetence, Minecraft, naval tragedy, political blame, public outcry, putin, Remembrance, russia, Server, submarine disaster, tragedy aftermath, Zelensky

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

accident, Army, Attack, Conflict, convoy, Defense, Destroys, Destruction, forces, Helicopter, Hits, Incident, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, mishap, mistake, mistakenly, Msta-S, russia, Russian, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

CEREAL, chowder recipe, ChowderCraft, Clam chowder, comfort food, Cooking, creamy, creamy chowder, creamy soup, DELICIOUS, Hearty, homemade, milk, milk-based soup, new england, recipe, Savory, seafood, seafood soup, Soup, Traditional

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

Annals of Internal Medicine, Chronic illness, Covid-19, CovidCraft, diagnostic, diagnostic test, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, lingering symptoms, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, medical journal, Medical research, pandemic, patient care, post-acute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2, public health, recovery process, researchers, study

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

Adults, Allowed, BarebonesMP, Cheating, Community, Creative, Discord, discrimination, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Kids, Map Reset, Minecraft, mob farms, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, respectful, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7246	Divine Spears Created:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

14 years old, acting strange, Anonymity, Gaming Community, gaming habits, Having Fun, Identity, Minecraft, online behavior, online experiences, online gaming, online identity, online persona, personal growth, playing online video games, pretending to be a girl, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social interactions, stupid, virtual world, yos..

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magic Items Found:	2429
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ores Mined:	7160	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1758	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Farms Harvested:	906
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

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